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━━      Why not? I got most of these from at least five different incorrect quotes generators.

Honestly, I feel like if you switch the Fruit and Illumina names in these quotes, it'd still look accurate ish? Some might look inaccurate but I felt the need to add certain ones because I liked them (:

When the incorrect quotes page has more words than the one-shots 😔
Poke fun at it, I won't mind.

This is a nice way to end a book. Of course I still adore and support Fruitninja duo, them individually as well. It's just that I'm running out of ideas to write about and I want to start a different book on this account. I hope you understand!












Illumina:     It’s dark in here

Fruit:     Don’t worry, dude, I got this

Fruit:     *Stomps feet*

Fruit:     *Skechers light up*







HBomb:     I've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Fruit:     This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.








Fruit:     What's a word that's a mix between ”sad” and ”mad”?

Illumina:     Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

TapL:     Smad.








Fruit:     F*ck.

Illumina:     We've got to work on your cursing.

Fruit:     Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.








Fruit:     So, I've been thinking, Illumina-

Illumina:     That's dangerous.








Karl:     I think we're missing something.

George:     Teamwork?

Fruit:     Cohesion?

Ludwig:     A general sense of what we're doing?








Fruit:     I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?

Illumina:     Yes, and that's coming from me.








Fruit:     How the hell are you still alive?

Illumina:     Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.








Fruit:     Well, chat, whenever I'm about to do something, I think ”Would Illumina do that?” and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Illumina, from the distance:     He's not wrong though!








Illumina:     Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Krinios:     The cow??

Illumina:     What?

Eret:     Ryan, WHY?








Illumina:     Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Fruit:     I'll wash the walls red with your blood.

Illumina:     'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?








Fruit:     What the f*ck is wrong with you?

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