Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs As Characters In A Fairytale.

Aries: The guy who always jumps to war and fighting

Taurus: Dead father/King

Gemini: The Prince

Cancer: The Prince's underrated brother

Leo: The asshat who tries to get the Princess but everyone knows he's a total radish leaf

Virgo: The one who knows something is going to go wrong; only line is "oh dear"

Libra: The helpful best friend

Scorpio: The trusty horse that turns out to be the smartest character

Sagittarius: The one who goes to find a missing person and never returns, inducing more suspicion; cannon fodder

Capricorn: The animals

Aquarius: The evil queen/stepmother

Pisces: The Princess