Welcome to the deaf community
Well really what can we say
You'll be hated if you can slightly hear
Or if your voice isn't the same
Be white! And Christian! But run a background check
Because if your parents aren't deaf then you're a societal wreck
Welcome to the deaf community
Have a look around
You don't have any friends because you grew up out of town
Everyone knows everyone
So be careful what you say
And if you appear even slightly hearing
We'll convert you till you obey
