Emira: dad why did you leave Darius for our mom 🤮🤮
Alador: I didn't get to choose
Emira: . what
Alador: I was forced into the marriage with Odalia when we became buisness partners
Darius: Odalia is boring
Darius: you should date me again 😍🤑😉
Alador: hard pass
Darius: I was joking. I hate you.
Amity: I don't like this conversation
Raine: this is a side of Darius I didn't want to see
Eda: he's so desperate
Darius: I wasn't even serious
Alador: I mean I'd get a divorce either way
Edric: do it
Emira: please do it
Alador: ... I'll try
Eda: you're finally leaving her?
Alador: hopefully
A few hours later
Gus: LUZ
Gus: LUZ I NEED YOUR HELP
Luz: woah Gus what's wrong?
Gus: MATTHOLOMULE IS STRESSING ME OUT
Luz: what? how?
Gus: he's just kinda.. looking at me?
Luz: you should ask him out!!
Gus: WHAT I CANT DO THAT
Mattholomule: I'm here too you know
Gus kicked Mattholomule out of the chat
Luz: add your boyfriend back this instant!!
Gus: he is NOT my boyfriend
Luz added Mattholomule into the chat
Darius: take your teen drama somewhere else
Eda: not everything is about you y'know
Darius: not everything is about Raine either
Raine: wait why are you bringing me into this
Darius: 🤦
Eda: 😊🥰🥰🥰😊🥰😊🥰 Hi
Raine: Hi?
Darius: get a room
Luz: seriously Eda..
Eda: 🖕
Luz: 😢
Alador: I started the divorce process
Amity: WOOOO
Emira: FINALLY
Edric: YAYYY
Eda: about time
Luz: congratulations...??? probably?
Hunter: I hear Darius celebrating
Darius: I'm only a few rooms away little prince so keep your mouth shut
Hunter: 😢
Raine: do you think you'll get into another relationship anytime soon?
Alador: Probably not. I don't like meeting new people
Darius: who said they had to be new
Alador: shut up
Raine: respectfully Darius, shut up
Mattholomule: coven heads are... odd
Eberwolf: 🐱🐱🦊🐶🦊🐱🐶🦊🦊🐶 ??
Mattholomule: ... I have no idea what you're saying
Darius: I am professional
Mattholomule: 😬😬... yeahhh sure
Eda: all the coven heads are 💅 if you know what I mean...
Raine: I wouldn't assume anything about Terra
Eda: nah she gives major lesbian vibes 🤤🤤
Raine: True
Eda: return my calls
Raine: thats my cue to leave
Raine has gone offline
Eda: :(
YOU ARE READING
silly owl house group chat teehee
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
