darius and adrian unite

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Luz: I'm still quite confused at what happened yesterday

Darius: me too

Eda: that was the most dramatic shit ever

Luz: so are we going to let kiki, belos, terra, and adrian stay or....?

Eda: I guess they can stay unless they start misbehaving

Kikimora: I would never do something so immature.

Eda: 🤨...

Hunter: yeah sure...

Raine: im still mad at you eber

Eberwolf: meow 😞🐶

Raine: ...we'll work on getting your animals right later

Lilith: Does anybody mind if I add someone?

Raine: I don't mind lilith!

Luz: nope it's all good

Lilith has added Steve

Mattholomule: STEVE!!!

Steve: HEY LITTLE BRO

Lilith: I knew it

Steve: knew what?

Lilith: nothing ☺️

Kikimora: has anyone seen THE GOLDEN GUARD? 🤬

Hunter: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

Kikimora: you're a spoiled brat

Hunter: kay why ess

Luz: ...😭

King: WEH

Luz: hey king! sorry we didn't add you to the group chat earlier :(

King: it's okay luz

King: now I have a new army!

Hunter: I didn't sign up for this

King: quiet you sad child!

Hunter: what..?

Belos: is that the weird animal

Hunter: yeah... a rat?

King: I AM NOT A RAT! IM KING!

Hunter: same thing

King: luzzzzzzz >:(

King: hunter is bullying me!

Luz: hunter! how could you be so mean to thing bundle of joy!!!!

Hunter: I think you mean bundle of madness

Luz: what happened to your redemption arc >:(

Kikimora: what in titans name is a redemption arc

Hunter: something that you'll never get

Luz: stop it with your guys's arguing 😡

Kikimora: yeah GOLDEN GUARD 🤬

Hunter: DAD SHES MISBEHAVING KICK HER OUT

Darius: DAD?

Darius: DAD??????

Hunter: KICK HER OUT

Kikimora: DO NOT KICK ME OUT YOU FIEND

Darius: I'll kick her out if you agree to go to therapy so that I don't have to go to drag you

Hunter: oh would you look at that kikimoras face suddenly just got a lot less ugly...

Darius: I can't deal with this shit

Kikimora: I expected so much more from you Darius.

Terra: hello sprouts 🌺🌹🌻🌸

Raine: AHHH GO AWAY

Terra: is that the correct way to treat a fellow head witch? 🌻🌺

Raine: yes..?

Luz: terra why do you punctuate your sentences with flower emojis

Terra: why not? 🌺🌸🌹

Luz: touché

Adrian: I JUST HAD A RUN IN WITH AN ANNOYING LITTLE KID 🤬😡

Gus: annoying? I think I have a great speaking voice if you ask me

Kikimora: the golden guard can't relate

Hunter: at least I'm not 2 feet tall

Mattholomule: adrian I swear to god stop being such a bitch to gus

Adrian: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

Adrian: I AM THE HEAD OF A COVEN

Adrian: I HAVE SO MUCH POWER OVER YOU

Darius: yeah mattholomule.

Adrian: you also hate tiny gay children?

Darius: always

Adrian: maybe you aren't so bad

Darius: want to bully kids together?

Adrian: shit say less

Hunter: oh no

Mattholomule: what have I done.

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