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Gus: lhogogohkvdkvdkvffkbdlbobsksv

Luz: Gus are you okay..?

Gus: hahshdhaklajdshjaksksks help

Raine: maybe eber bit him and gave him rabies

Eberwolf: nut thsi toime! 🐶🐶🐱🦊🐶🐱🐶

Adrian: lmao skill issue

Darius: fr 🤣🤣

Gus: grow up 😒

Gus: anyways

Gus: mattholomule did a gay thing

Darius: oh he doesn't have rabies

Gus: shut up darius!

Adrian: don't talk to my new best friend like that

Hunter: ...

Hunter: are you going to ignore the fact that Adrian LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME ONCE

Darius: you did what to my son 😡

Adrian: in my defense he wasn't your kid back then

Adrian: and I didn't know that the emperor was evil

Kikimora: I would've kidnapped the golden guard either way

Hunter: yeah I know

Luz: GUYS

Luz: I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE GAY THING MATTHOLOMULE DID

Mattholomule: nothing

Mattholomule: I didnt do any gay thing

Mattholomule: im a perfectly gay transgender cishet

Luz: that makes no sense

Mattholomule: yes it does

Darius: no it doesn't

Gus: it was gay

Gus: very gay

Mattholomule: I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND

Gus: YEAH SURE

Mattholomule: I SWEAR

Gus: ANYWAYS

Gus: HE SHARED HIS FOOD WITH ME

Gus: THATS GAY RIGHT?

Mattholomule: NO ITS NOT. YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE HUNGRY AND I WAS JUST BEING NICE.

Eberwolf: hubgry? 🐶🍗

Luz: THATS VERY GAY!

Gus: I KNEW IT

Adrian: look at these little gay children

Mattholomule: WE ARE NOT GAY

Gus: who's we?

Adrian: yeah mattholomule

Mattholomule: SHUT UP

Gus: YEAH! DONT TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!

Mattholomule: IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND

Adrian: YES YOU ARE

Luz: this is very entertaining

Eda: yup

Belos: very gay

Luz: go away

Belos: 😞

King: WEH! LEAVE ME AND MY GAY FRIENDS ALONE!

Belos: oh 🙁

Darius: stop trying to play the victim

Belos: I AM

Belos: LILITH PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE

Lilith: 😘

Eda: heh.

Hunter: I am very bored

Hunter: and tired

Luz: aren't you always tired?

Mattholomule: stop complaining

Darius: is that shit talk about my son I see?

Mattholomule: yes

Darius: I will have your head

Gus: not before he admits he's fruity

Darius: oh yes I suppose I have to wait for that first

Mattholomule: not gonna happen

Mattholomule: never ever

Gus: admit it!

Mattholomule: no

Mattholomule: nuh uh

Eberwolf: grrrrr 😡

Mattholomule: DONT YOU GROWL AT ME

Eberwolf: WOOF

Eberwolf: WOOF

Eberwolf: BARK

Eberwolf: BARK

Mattholomule: AHHHH IM BEING BARKED AT

Darius: YOU DESERVE IT

Mattholomule: 😞

Eberwolf: ruff off

Mattholomule: did you just swear at me in dog language

Eberwolf: yus 🐶

Mattholomule: grrr

Gus: admit it

Mattholomule: NO

Mattholomule: ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN GUS

Gus: maybe another day 😔

Mattholomule: nope






















Mattholomule: okay maybe i am kind of fruity

Eberwolf: woof

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