Luz: hunter
Luz: I have a question
Hunter: what
Luz: you spent your entire life working in the emperors coven right?
Hunter: yeah?
Luz: even as a baby?
Hunter: yeahhhh????
Luz: did you ever go to school?
Hunter: only up until I was old enough to work as an actual scout
Luz: how old was that
Hunter: five
Luz: FIVE?
Hunter: yeah?
Hunter: why do you even want to know anyway
Luz: well you barely have any days off so like
Luz: when do you learn?????
Hunter: I read random stuff in my free time
Luz: have you ever learned any math?
Hunter: what's math?
Willow: 😦
Darius: ... this coven literally sucks
Eda: keep it that way
Luz: SO LIKE
Luz: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT 2 + 2 IS?
Hunter: ohhhh
Hunter: math is that weird thing with the numbers?
Luz: yeah ...
Hunter: well like
Hunter: I know how to count
Hunter: add
Hunter: subtract
Hunter: uhhhhhh
Hunter: that's it
Luz: Darius.
Darius: what do you want
Luz: get this kid a math book
Luz: and go teach him some multiplication
Luz: division
Luz: fractions
Luz: slope
Luz: SOMETHING
Darius: is this really how I spend my free time
Luz: yes, now get moving!!!
...
Math is happening guys!!!
...
Hunter: update
Luz: did you learn anything interesting?
Hunter: well yes but there's something else
Darius: this kid learns fast..
Luz: well what is it?
Hunter: eberwolf ate my math book
Luz: ... what
Hunter: he ate my math book
Eberwolf: yom 🦊🐱🐶🐱🐱🐶
Luz: what do you mean ate
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Hunter: they ate it
Raine: Eber.
Luz: 😦
Eberwolf: 🐶🦊🐱🦊🐶🐱? meth?
Raine: MATH EBER.
Raine: NOT METH.
Eberwolf: 🐶 meow
Raine: no comment
Eda: hello mon amour 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Raine has gone offline
Eda: 😔
Darius: ahahahahahahhahahahahha you got rejected
Eda: THEY ALREADY CONFESSED THEIR UNDYING LOVE TO ME DUMBASS 😡🤬😡🤬
Luz: let's move back a few steps.
Luz: well
Luz: since Eberwolf ate hunters math book
Luz: what did you learn before they did?
Darius: he learned 10 grades worth of math in 30 minutes
Luz: what the fuck.
Hunter: is that bad?
Hunter: was I supposed to do better?
Hunter: I promise I'll do better next time
Luz: HUNTER.
Hunter: huh?
Luz: YOU JUST LEARNED
Luz: 10 YEARS OF MATH.
Luz: IN HALF AN HOUR.
Hunter: OH
Hunter: so I did good right
Luz: yes very
Luz: good job hunter 😁😁
Hunter: what do I do about my eaten math book
Luz: uhh...
Luz: just throw it out
Hunter: but I want to learn more
Eda: burn it
Darius: done
Hunter: whatttttt :(((
Darius: no more math for you
Hunter: GRRRRRRR
Luz: furry ? 😱
Luz deleted 1 message "furry ? 😱"
Hunter: what's a furry
Darius: that's enough penstagram for today hunter! bed time!
Hunter and Darius have gone offline
Eberwolf: my furinrness is srpeadnig 🦊🐶
(my furriness is spreading)
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silly owl house group chat teehee
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
