you have no idea how much i love making hunter suffer

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Kind of  darius being hunters dad and eberwolf being weird. ALSO the person I base eberwolf off of has been doing some... questionable things lately... expect new weird stuff coming from eberwolf 😁👍

Luz: patiently waiting for my new parent

Raine: oh!

Raine: who's your new parent?

Luz: ...

Darius: dumbass

Raine: what?

Darius: YOU

Darius: YOU ARE THE NEW PARENT

Raine: but I'm not related to luz?

Darius: think about it.

Darius: who is luz's mom who ISNT her biological mother?

Raine: eda?

Darius: yes.

Darius: now put two and two together

Raine: oh

Raine: OH

Eda: patiently waiting for my love

Raine: aHHhhH

Raine has gone offline

Hunter: lmao get rejected

Eda: 😞

Eberwolf: wnat soem sancks? 🐶🍗

Eda: yes please 😞

Darius: this is the stupidest shit ever

Eberwolf: I cna bite raine fi yoh wnat 🐶

Eda: NO

Eda: DONT BITE RAINE

Eda: YOURE GOING TO GIVE THEM A DISEASE

Eberwolf: RABIES ISTN AS BAD SA IT SONUDS

Eberwolf: BITE BITE

Eda: NO.

Eda: BAD EBERWOLF.

Eberwolf: 😞

Hunter: what a bully

Hunter: I'll let you bite me eberwolf 😁

Hunter: oh wait no

Hunter: I'm just now realizing how weird that is

Hunter: don't bite me

Hunter: please

Eberwolf: is tge thougr htat coutns! 🦊🐱🦊🐶

Hunter: :)

Darius: what the hell just happened

Hunter: I don't know

Willow: you shouldn't be asking people to bite you...

Willow: that's weird

Emira: HELLO

Edric: *dramatic entrance*

Darius: NO

Darius: NO

Darius: GET OUT OF HERE

Edric: you didn't even let us say anything!

Darius: and I'm not going to

Darius: out

Mattholomule: why do you have to be so mean all the time

Darius: shut the fuck up you gay little child

Mattholomule: that's homophobic

Darius: NO ITS

Darius: wait a minute.

Darius: aren't you the one who is DENYING being gay

Darius: that's suspicious

Mattholomule: stfu

Gus: don't be such a downer matty!

Mattholomule: don't call me matty 🤬🤬😡😡

Gus: hmmmmmmmmm I think I will

Mattholomule: I'm leaving

Gus: buh bye!

Hunter: okay

Hunter: small problem

Hunter: I may have cut my finger open

Darius: WHAT THE HELL

Hunter: dariusssss 😁

Darius: no

Darius: nuh uh

Darius: not this time

Willow: what's going on...?

Hunter: please?

Darius: ...

Darius: how much blood is there?

Hunter: not a lot

Hunter: i promise

Darius: fine

Darius: hurry up

Eda: wtf is happening

Raine has come online

Raine: oh!

Raine: hunter goes to darius after he gets mildly-severely injured

Raine: which probably isn't the best idea because darius is a clean freak and hunter gets himself into some bloody situations...

Darius: what did you just call me

Raine: that's my cue to leave

Raine has gone offline















Later?













Hunter: thx darius

Darius: no problem little prince

Luz: awwwww :)))

Hunter and Darius: SHUT UP

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