I'm bored AS FUCK YO (non-canon)

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Regina:" I heard tie boy has a jar of spiders somewhere in that bag of his"

Pine:" Hey Andr-"

Andy?:" well look who it is~ Hi again,
P i n e t r e e "

Pine:" who the hell-"

Andy?:" whoops, wrong Pines "

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Andy:" *vaguely jesturing to Charly*OH so when she kisses a boy on the cheek it's 'cute' and you 'ship it' but as soon as I do it I'm a 'homosexual' and you 'caught me in 4k'!?"

Mark:"..."

Andy:"Man you're just insufferable *grumble grumble*"

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(Not morse code I just need to space things out)

Regina:" I'm gonna jump"

Pine:" DO A FLIP"

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Andy:" *angrily holding his pet bunny* out with you! Go to the corner and think about what you just did!"

Everyone else in study hall:"..."

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Andy:"*casually comes back from the dad* hey sugar, miss me~?"

Kroger:" What did you tell to that poor old man?!"

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Andy:" It's Wednesday, you know what that means"

Remy:" please no not this again Felix NO-"

Andy:"*shows up to school in a pink dress*I'm having a mean girls moment,
b i t c h"

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Pine:" looking at the mission map damn this is weird"

Narrator-Andy:" good for you (Alexa, remind me to put '**' in next time)

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Pine:" Saturday night, no homework, plenty of chips and soda... I think I'm ready-"

Carla:" Hey dude, wanna go to the beach together?"

Pine:"... *labored breathing*"

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Narrator-Kilo:" Afterall, why not"

Kilo: Andrew

Narrator-Andy:" Why shouldn't I change your first name a fourth time

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Mr Porter:"..."

Dr Danner:"..."

Both:" *pulls out a gun from lab coat*"

Pine & Kid:" *sweating intensely*"

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Meanwhile In Tmln4

Andy, much like roadkill, is dead in the water

Carla:" WHY DID YOU KILL HIM!?"

Pine:" He said he didn't like autism creature/tbh"

Carla:"... Kill him harder."

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Narrator-Andy here, i'm bored. I have nothing to do and I don't feel like doing things. I could continue on with my abomination but I'm probably not going to.

Thanks for reading,
You best be sleeping~
(& I rlly should be taking my own advice lol)

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