butler of dxd

chapter 1: a date gone wrong

(Darkness of the night sky that's all issa hyoudou could see staring up at the night sky with a gut wound in her chest bleeding all over the ground as blood spits out of the side of her mouth rolling down her cheek into the concrete of the park)

(Above her issa could hear the sound of laughing as a girl in a bdsm toye slut outfit stands above her laughing her ass off and taunting a dying issa on the concrete park ground)

Yuuma: "how pathetic to think someone like you had such a high power level that we were actually scared your pathetic and nobody is gonna save you (looks up).....N-no h-he is here stay away from me I'm sorry I'll leave d-dont hurt me" yumma says getting scared of somebody that issa couldn't see as yuuma flies off terrified of whatever spooked her

?: "Well well this is a fine pickle you have gotten yourself into issa hyoudou but don't worry your in safe hands now" a male says as issa makes out the markings of a butler uniform and the face of a male and strange blue wires floating around him

?: "sleep now issa your under my protection now" she says holding a pawn piece as issa falls unconscious from the blood loss as a red light is the last thing she sees beofre fully falling into unconscious

NEXT MORNING:

We see a street and a medium sized house going inside and up the stairs into a bedroom we see a girl sleeping in a bed with a busty body sleeping half way under covers

Alarm clock: "wake up or I'll kill you senpai" a clock says above her in the window sill

(Issa wakes up slamming her hand on the alarm clock and looks around her room seeing porno mags of chisled males and half naked males and posters of Pop artists and a small tv)

Issa: "huh was it all a dream wait" she says looking at her chest to see nothing there where her hole used to be from last night

(Issa feels something moving under her blanket and sees red hair of rias gremory sleeping with her body cuddled up to a naked issa as rias wakes up)

Rias: "oh good morning issa how is your chest"

Issa: (confused) "um I'm ok wait what about my chest"

Rias: (giggles) "remember last night you were attacked and I had to heal you"

Issa: "then why was I naked"

Rias: "because me and Y/N needed to heal you naked for it to work best"

Issa: "wait who is Y/N"

Rias: "oh Y/N please come in"

(Y/N opens the door in his butler outfit closing the door behind him)

Y/N: "hello issa how are you"

Issa: (staring at Y/N chest before shaking her head) "um did we um"

Y/N: "if your asking about sex unfortunately for you I did no such thing I merely only had to put my hand on your hand to heal you there was no sexual contact"

Issa: (disappointed to be a virgin) "oh"

Miki: "issa come on honey wake up your gonna miss school"

Issa: "oh crap what do I do" she says running around naked with her blanket covering her body accidentally wrapping it around Y/N leg knocking him on top of her

Miki: (opens door to see Y/N on top of issa and rias on the bed) "issa you better get....Honey" she slams the door running down the stairs

Gorou: "what is it honey"

Miki: "your daughter is about to have a three-way with a boy and girl in her bedroom"

Issa: "I'm so screwed" issa says looking down in embarrassment