AN: Dunno why I made this.
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A is for Ash whom they created for cash
B is for Brock the first gym leader of rock
C is for Catch, the name of the game, which you waste your lives doing. Now isn't that lame?
D is for Druddigon, now it's game on!
E is to be Effective, your attack's objective
F is for fan-art, both new and lewd. Ugh I must say, some are just crude!
G is for Gyarados, you're fucked I suppose
H is for Haunter, prepare for a slaughter!
I is for incognito, yes the Internet mode. I know what y'all searching, just got exposed.
J is for Jangmo-o, whom you evolved into Kommo-o
K is for Klefki where they keep the Princess Key
L is for legendaries, the face of every game. Try and catch them, they'll get you to fame!
M is for Miltank! Whitney's one stank.
N is for Natural Harmonia, putting the fans in euphoria
O is for Onix, try not to use Thunder, it's many an Electric user's biggest blunder!
P is for Pokemon, I mean there's no other one
Q is for Quick Attack, go spam it back to back
R is for the Regis, one for every type. Come on add more, it'll build up the hype!
S if for shippin', that's just wishful thinkin'!
T is for trading, being cucked leaves you raging
U is for Umbreon, and Espeon too! All the Eeveelutions, there's one meant for you!
V is for Vileplume, look out for the fumes.
W is for Weedle here to stab you with its needle
X is for Xernes, the legendary deer. Hunting season begins, pack up all your gear!
Y is for Yamper, with love you should pamper.
Z is for zealotry, for fictional gals. You just got called out, now didn't you pal?
Now our song is all done,
Boy did I have fun.
Now go touch some grass,
Instead of sitting on your ass.
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AN: Again, didn't know why I made this.
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StrangeFryingPan's Book of Pokemon One-shots
FanfictionBasically a hodgepodge of random one-shots I write randomly. Updates are infrequent, quality may vary, shipping may or may not be included. Have fun.
