Crush Confession

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Revali: we play crush confession

Daruk: yes

MimicMarco: you have nothing to hide

Daruk: yes

Revali: Okay let's go folks welcome to a new show called... Crush Confession!

*applause*

Revali: I'm your host Revali and my crush is Saki!

Daruk: I'm co-host Daruk and I'm married so I don't have a crush!

MimicMarco: I'm co-co-host MimicMarco and I don't know what love is! (unless MiphLink)

Revali: First we interview the CHAMPIONS!!!

MimicMarco: Let's go

Daruk: Okay

*applause*

Revali: First up it's... URBOSA!!!

*applause*

Urbosa: okay so what do I have to do

Revali: Confess your crush or have a punishment!

Urbosa: um.

MimicMarco: There's a lie detector on your head

Urbosa: Punishment

Daruk: Woah

Revali: The punishment is... BUGS DUMPED ON YOUR HEAD!

*applause*

Urbosa: Bleugh

Revali: We go now to MIPHA!!!

*extra applause*

Mipha: Ummm what's the punishment

Revali: Shock arrows

Mipha: My crush is... *whispers* Link

Revali: YOU GET A REWARD!!!

Mipha: Ooh 

Revali: You get a private island!!! (although share it with whoever you want. *points at Link*)

Link: My crush is Mipha

Zelda: I like Link

Link: I hate you, Zelda

*applause*

Ganon: Dude why would the king of Darkness have a crush

Mindreader: (who somehow joined) it's a lie he does have a crush

Ganon: okay okay it's ummm... Zelda that's why I always kidnap her

Mindreader: :-o it's true

Revali: Well that's the end of the show for now! Goodbye and see you next time!

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