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This is a non-canon book where I get to write shitposts, non-canon FTEs and maybe post an art or two.

Evil versions of the cast be like:

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by joele2013

by joele2013

Spoilers! Obviously.

Evil Mime: I can speak and the protagonist of the deadly life.

Evil Lammy: I'm a useless background character with a consistent personality.

Evil Petunia: I'm nice.

Evil Toothy: I don't cry and useful to the story.

Evil Cuddles: I'm actually smart.

Evil Giggles: I didn't cry for half of the prologue.

Evil Sniffles: I'm stupid and not Byakuya.

Evil Nutty: I have a personality.

Evil Handy: I'm actually super nice and I love people and I cry whenever one of my friends dies.

Evil Mole: I have screen time.

Evil Flippy: I'm normal Handy

Evil Flaky: I'm a female who isn't anxious at the time.

Evil Pop: I also have screen time.

Evil Cub: I'm useful to the plot.

Evil Russell: I was introduced in the prologue.

Evil Shifty and Lifty: We aren't sadist fucks who make animals kill each other for a spoiler-related reason.

Evil Mister Pickles: I'm useful to the story and not the mastermind.