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Luna pov

"Really ducky do you have to be so annoying you are literally skimping over a god" I said in frustration
"I know but Skylar is just the most beautiful God ever" ducky said" and just call me duck how many times do I have to tell you that"
"Ok just let me plait your hair it's to long to keep down for PE mate so shut the fuck up" I exclaimed
"Na you British fuck" ducky returned the insult befor we burst out laughing
"Hey do you two want to be friends" someone asked
"Yes we would love to be wouldn't we ducky" I answered
"Y-yes we-we would" ducky stuttered
"HOW MEANY TIMES HAVE I SAID TO CALL ME DUCK YOU BRITISH TWAT" he shouted.
"Anyway I'm ducky but just call me duck and this is Luna a British human twat and I'm a duck"
"Hello me and duck are both 16 I'm a pangender and a lesbian and duck is a bisexual little cunt please dont mind my language" I told her
"Ok I'm Skylar a non-binary pansexual and I'm a 15 year old god"they said
"Cool        YOUR A GOD THATS SO COOL" duck exclaimed while becoming a blushing mess
As we walked to PE the duck and the God got to know each other quite well.
They talked about how I need to get a girlfriend and who would be the best person to be with me. I didn't mind being a soon tho be third weel since I know I will one day find the girl for me.

Time skip 2 weeks

"Luna me and Skylar are now dating" ducky said.
"Finaly I've been waiting for you to say that" I said happily."so have you two found someone for me yet"
"No" Skylar started. "But we have got 2 candidates 1. Julia and 2. Bella but we cand decide which one"
" we cant have another Mia or Summer
Now can we" ducky said.

Author here
Sorry it's short I am not the best writer and this is my first book.
Ok now this is my summer holidays and I hope to write alot of this book befor the end do bye peeps

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