Daddychokeme singing night 🤩🤩🤩

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Elon-chan falls asleep next to you in the mall or whatever sucking on your juicy nip nips again.
He is so kawaii when he sleeps 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕, but you have to wake your cute kawaii desu desu nyan catboy up so you spray your squeeky clean piss on him and he slurps it up like the whore he is.
"Get up stupid slut twinkyboy. 😡😡" you demand to Elon. "Oooooook master baka chan uwu !! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥤🥤🥤🥤🍿🍿🍿🍫🍫🍫🧋🧋🧋🥛🥛🥛🎻🎻🎻🎻🧃🧃🧃✅✅✅🍰✅🍰🍰🍰🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪😋😋😋" He cutely replies.
You drag Elon by his dogecoin tesla-shaded locks and shove his big dominant muscly buff girthy sexy alpha male body into the trunk of your car.
"𝖜 𝖜 𝖜 𝖜 𝖜 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 😈😈😈" He emoly asks your twinky self.
"Qwerty1 is taking the bois and I out to karaoke uwu 💕💕💕🥺🥺😩🫧🫧🫧✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸🧋🧋🧋🍡🍡🍡🍥🍥🍥🍙🍙🍙🍜🍜🍜 and he invited you teeheehehehehe! 🥺🥺🥺"
You arrive at the destination and notice the giant LED sign that says "FURRY STRIPPERS HERE" and the other giant LED sign that says "NYLOUITIC," which you assume is the karaoke stripclub's name. There's a tiny sign near the entrance with the giant metal doors (not LED) that says, "Pimps enter free!" The club kind of looks like this basically, except more neon and purple, so kind of like Euphoria if it was even MORE of a shitshow:

 There's a tiny sign near the entrance with the giant metal doors (not LED) that says, "Pimps enter free!" The club kind of looks like this basically, except more neon and purple, so kind of like Euphoria if it was even MORE of a shitshow:

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anyways you hand the big buff green man your TAckets ? and waltz in
You are immediately met with a furry ass in your face, but have no fear, for it is something you encounter on the daily.
"m m m m master grrrrrrr👿👿" Elon growls.
You can sense that your submissive and breedable beta twink is getting very #yandere so you pat his kawaii little baldspot to calm the bitch down.
You spot a room that says "Qwerty1's Qwerky Qweer Palace" and open the door but.... it seems like your bestay is... errr..... having a bit of "fun" with a collection of various men...
"HY L0LZZzZ XXXxDD :333 WHTZ \/P"
"ermmmmmmmmmm"
"G1\/3 /\/\3 @ $3(0ND L0L0L0L XDDDD"
You give qwerty1 a second and he gets himself cleaned up, his men out of the room, and his friends (plus you and Elon) into the room.
"K $0 \/\/H@t d0 y0\/ \/\/@nn@ $1Ng L0L XD @-@" inquires your #bestayslay
"I want to sing a song for my beloved Y/n 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕" Exclaims Elon-chan. "𝓉𝑒𝑒𝒽𝑒𝑒 𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃-𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓅𝓅𝓅 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝓊𝓈𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽 𝒯𝐸𝐸𝐻𝐸𝐸 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🍡🍡🍡🍡🧋🧋🧋🧋🍥🍥🍥🍥🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🍜🍜🍜🍜✨✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸" You respond.
Elon-chan starts singing that one song and he sounds like this and it is so hot and sexy girthy dominant alpha sexy kawaii bear sexy dominant alpha masculine male!! 💕💕💕 https://youtu.be/BpnOj-clYtQ
Anyways; Elon-chan starts getting super possesive and yendere again because Qwerty1 is talking to you about discord daddy Chadwick 😡😡😡😡😡😡!!!111!!! It is making Elon-chan dadday vewy emo and angy and he storms out of the stripclub and you follow him.
"Whats wrong daddy chan senpai sussy kitten 🥺🥺🥺"
"n- nothing.... its just... GRRR BARK WOOF WOOF ARGHHH GRRRRRR WOOF 👿👿🔪🔪⛓🔪🔪🔪🔪🚬🚬🚬🍫🍫🍫🥤🥤🥤🥤"
Elon musk pulls a #corpse and pins you against the wall like the dominant alpha girthy male he is and he chokes you #kinky. "Wow Elon-chan you're so good at this 🥺🥺🥺 now plz stop ermmmm!!!" Anyways Elon-chan huffs and puffs and sits in the booster seat at the back of your car and you drive off into the sunset with him.
RING A DING A LING goes your phone as Qwerty1 calls you while Elon is pondering the emo intp albert einstein intellectual rick and morty bojack horseman existential paranoid mentallt ill things he thinks about near daily.
"hy B3$T@Y W@$$\/P L0LZ" you say
"\/\/H3R3|> Y0\/ G0 DX" he says
"Elon-chan got baka so we are emo 4 lyfe 💕💕💕"
"oh ok"
You can hear grunting and moaning in the background and assume he's having a good time with his many prostitutes at the club, so you hang up and leave him at it.
"Elon-chan.... I'm so sowwy.... plz forgive me"
You plead for Elon-chan's forgiveness and sit next to him on the edge of the cliff.
"no lol" He says as he slides off of the cliff like the emo he is!
It is a very very high hill so Elon's body makes a big SPLAT when he hits the ground and his head bashes open on a rock and blood gushes everywhere but instead of calling the paramedics or whatever you get Qwerty1 (a licezned cop) and he comes and helps get Elon to the hospital.
You are so worried about your kitten...............
You wonder if Elon-san will be okay.....................
You head to the hospital after a long car ride and sing along to this emo song you dont mnow the name of in the car with Qwerty1:

Let's go!

I kissed the scars on her skin

I still think you're beautiful
And I don't ever wanna
lose my best friend.
I screamed out, "God, you
vulture (you vulture),
Bring her back or take me with her."

Tear it down, break the barricade

I want to see what sound it makes
I hate this flavor with a passion
and I fucking hate the aftertaste

How does it feel? (How does it feel?)

How does it feel? Well it
feels like I'm on fire!
Wake up, I know you can hear me.

Make me a promise here tonight,

love like a tidal wave
Dreamless in early graves, I
never want it to be this way
The chemicals will bring you home again
This is it, when it's
done, we can say that,
When it's sudden death we fight back
(Oh, yeah)

Pretend like I don't entice you

I've seen you circling
the sky above my head
You traitor

I will never be taken for granted again
Keep digging holes in the desert
Say a prayer for you

I know that you're in pain
But if we die at the same
time does it still scare you?

Make me a promise here tonight.
Let's go!
Dreamless in early graves, I
never want it to be this way
The chemicals will bring you home again
This is it, when it's
done, we can say that,
Oh my God we're not gonna make it

We will bring the tidal wave
We will bring the tidal wave
We will bring the tidal wave
We will bring the tidal wave!

We will bring the tidal wave
We will bring the tidal wave
We will bring the tidal wave
And nothing will remain

She's mine
You stay away from her
It's not her time.
'Cause, baby, I'm the one
Who haunts her dreams at night,
Until she's satisfied.

Make me a promise here tonight,
love like a tidal wave
Dreamless in early graves, I
never want it to be this way
The chemicals will bring you home again
This is it, when it's
done, we can say that,
When it's sudden death we fight back!

Go!

Fuck it!

Anyways you really hope Elon is okay!
He is still bleeding out in the back of the car!
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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