Jake: That's ridiculous, Hailey doesn't have a crush on me!
Daisy: Yes she does.
The music club: Yes she does.
The Dromies: Yes she does.
Hailey: Yes I do.
(Jake you dumbass oblivious simp-)
Hailey: What are you, 5?
Jake: *snorts* Yea, 5 heads taller than you
Hailey:
Jake:
Jake: I'm sorry please don't kill me
Hailey: you were drunk last night
Jake: no I wasn't
Hailey: you started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "stop hiding spongebob I know you're in there!"
Jake:
Jake: but did I find him though?
Hailey: do you take constructive criticism?
Jake: I only take cash or credit.
Hailey, pointing: May I sit there?
Jake: That's my lap..
Hailey: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.
Jake:
Jake: *petting a horse*
Hailey: I wanna ride that.
Jake: But I thought you said you didn't like riding horses?
Hailey: I wasn't talking about horses.
(SHEEEEEEESH IM GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THAT JAILEY SMVT I READ- 💀)
Hailey: Hello nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend, Jake.
Jake: You gotta stop introducing me like that.
Jake: I'm her husband.
Daisy playing cupid be like: my friend thinks you're cute.
Hailey: huh? which friend?
Jake: it's me, I'm the 'friend'.
Hailey: what is the one thing I told you not to do?
Jake: burn the house down.
Hailey, crossing her arms: and what did you do?
Jake: made you dinner.
Hailey
Jake:
Hailey:
Jake: ...and burnt the house down..
Hailey: *struggling to get cookie jar from top shelf*
Jake: need help princess? I could get it for you
Hailey: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Jake: *laughs* oookay then..
Hailey (moments later..): *defeated sigh* Jakeyy help meee
Jake: what are you doing?
Hailey, hanging upside down from monkey bars: trying to kiss you?
Jake: you should get down, you're gonna fall and get hurt
Hailey:
Hailey: shut the hell up and kiss me already you idiot, I'm getting light-headed.
(might update this again/add more)
