Swimming Pool and a Bug

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Guess what?! I got a daughter! 

She is pretty much the only reason you all are getting this chapter because she asked me nicely to write it(more like shout)

Wait I think there was someone else too that was begging me to write this chapter , Hmm... what was his name Gika- something well who gives a shit about him anyways 

But yes, if it wasn't for her then I would have been extremely lazy and this chapter would have taken  1 more week. So be sure to thank her <3

x x x 

Gikara:"Welcome back everyone! Since Author-Kun is in a good mood he has graced us with yet another wonderful chapter, for which I am eternally grateful for. I admit that I am addicted to reading this book and can no longer live withou-"

Author-kun:"Can you dial it down with the ass licking? I honestly don't give a single flying fuck about you or your opinion, rather than listening to you I would prefer to go and play hide and seek with my daughter" he said in a bored tone 

Gikara :"B-but I was ju-"

Author-kun:"No buts, now go and do your job quickly, so I can go back to my daughter" 

Gikara seeing that his attempts at flattering Author-kun failed, hung his head down and went to do his job, barely holding his tears 'You can at least treat me better , I know that I am a pathetic slave but still I still have feelings...........Well at least I got to lick Honami-Sama's sock so I guess it's fine.......but I would like to taste it again maybe her towel or her shi-'He thought with a lewd expression 

Succubus-Chan:"Author-Kun you have a daughter? Can I meet her?" She asked with sparkling eyes and a pleading expression 

Author-kun:"Sure I'll invite her next time" he said 

Succubus-Chan:"YAY!" she exclaimed and gave Author-kun a kiss which he happily reciprocated 

Back in the hall

Gikara:"Alright lets start the next video so we can finish this quickly so that Author-kun can go back to play with his daughter or else I will get whipped" he said and started the video

A few days passed and my life has been so far so good. My classmates are behaving themselves while there is some slips here, but overall a great behavior

Ichinose did a great job as the Class Representative. Objectively speaking, we wouldn't lose that many points thanks to her

Seeing their behavior Class D hung their head low, disappointed in themselves

Kushida:"It's alright everyone we have learned a lot in this past year and will sure reach Class A!" she exclaimed and pumped her first 

Ike:"Kikyo-chan is right everyone! We are elites , we all will surely reach class A" he tried to shout but his jaw was still a bit hurt from giving Sudog a blowjob

Before more little shitty defects could shout, Gikara interrupted them because he could not afford to waste anymore time and make Author-kun mad 

Gikara:" SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ANY OF YOU  ANNOYING LITTLE SHITS SPEAK!"he vented out his frustration of being miserably treated even though he deserved it 

Hearing him shouted most of the defects pissed their pants which resulted in a horrible smell, so Gikara secretly made Hondo drink all of their piss and used an air freshner to remove the smell

Hondo:'Why does my mouth taste so good?' he thought because apparently this MF HAD A FETISH OF DRINKING PISS! Just when you think these defects can't fall any lower they somehow find a way to surprise everyone 

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