Madison, texting Ron: Ron! Help I'm being kidnapped
Ron: Where are you?
Madison: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Ron: I'll call Alice
Alice, answering his call: Y'ello?
Ron: Where's Madison? She texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Alice: Madison? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me-
Alice:
Alice: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Alice: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Madison: WHO ARE YOU?!