Kindergarten 2 Incorrect Quotes

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Felix: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Ozzy: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Carla: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ozzy, learn to listen.

Jerome: What if it bites itself and I die?

Monty: That's voodoo

Cindy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Carla: That's correlation, not causation

Jerome: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Monty: That's kinky!

Felix: Oh my god