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by cosmicbloo
Ozzy: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Lily: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Madison: Tackle him!
Penny: Dump him!
Felix: Kick him in the shin
Ted: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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