Ron: Billy kissed me!
Madison: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!!
Ron: It was unbelievable!
Madison: OH MY GOD!!
Alice: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Madison, get the juice and unplug the phone. Ron, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Ron: Oh, it ended very well.
Madison: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Alice: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Ron: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Alice: Ohh... So, okay, how was he holding you? We're his hands on your back?
Ron: First they started out on my waist and then he slid them up and then they were in my hair.
Madison and Alice: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Billy, eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Nugget: Tongue?
Billy: Yeah.
Lily: Cool.
