Veronica's POV:
Because King Shark is considered a pet, Sy's evicting us from the apartment. So, after looking at six lairs, the realtor brings us back to the apartment to ask Harley some questions.
Realtor: "A supervillain's lair is a reflection of who they are. So, who is Harley Quinn?"
Harley: "That's a hard question to-"
King Shark opens a box of T-shirts with the name 'Suicide Squad' written on them.
King Shark: "Harls, you got us uniforms?! Ooh, Suicide Squad! Is that our name?"
Harley: "Ugh, it's a group that keeps trying to get Ronnie & I to join."
Clayface walks behind Psycho as they both enter the room.
Psycho: "I don't wanna run lines with you."
Clayface: "Good! Because I despise that phrase. People run marathons, not lines. Actors exchange true-"
King Shark: "Look what the girls got us!"
King Shark places the shirts onto everyone when Sy rolls in.
Sy: "Ivy, Veronica, you're evicted. You and the circus act here need to move out faster than sauerkraut through my lower intestines."
Me: "Working on it, Sy. Appreciate your patience."
I close the door on him when the realtor rises to stand.
Realtor: "You know what, why don't I come back another time?"
Harley: "No, sorry, sorry, don't go. Don't go. Look, it's just Joker made the big decisions."
Ivy: "Ok. How about we ask you some questions, and maybe that'll help?"
Realtor: "Worth a shot. Why did you first become a villain?"
Harley: "Well, you know, it's because-"
Ivy: "There you go. You know this answer."
Harley: "I guess, I don't know."
Realtor: "What villain do you most admire?"
Harley: "I don't know!"
Me: "Harley, take it easy."
Realtor: "Chocolate or vanilla?"
Harley: "I don't know!"
Realtor: "Harley, I can't help you until you tell me who you are!"
Harley: "I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"
Right then, she freezes in place with a look of extreme anger.
Me: "Oh, shit."
Ivy: "Harley? Honey, can you hear me?"
Psycho: "Dry clean only? Fuck this. *looks to Harley* Ok, who broke Harley?"
I quickly escort the realtor out and hurry back upstairs to help fix this.
Me: "Any response to physical stimuli?"
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The Right Side of Wrong
FanfictionMeet Veronica Quinzel, AKA Miss Mayhem, one of Gotham's highly elite villainesses. She's also Harley Quinn's estranged twin sister. They weren't always estranged, mind you, until they met Joker. Harley was hooked on him, while Veronica could sense t...
