🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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highest rankings : #1 in byler, #1 in strangerthings, #1 in maxmayfield, #1 in elevenhopper, #1 in lucassinclair, #1 byers, #1 friendstolovers, #1 williambyers, #1 richie tozier
(i have a hc where everyone in the fwcu knows each other and it's so funny like imagine if miles and mike met 💀💀)
willbyers : what would you do if i cheated on you mikewheeler : i would apologise for not being the best boyfriend willbyers : what would you do if i kissed someone else mikewheeler : i'd apologise for not being a good kisser willbyers : @maxmayfield willbyers : i have him wrapped around my finger mikewheeler : of course you do willbyers :
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willbyers : you're very handsome mikewheeler : wow mikewheeler : thank you very much william i have this message screenshotted 49 times and kept in my favourites mikewheeler : i have also already ordered a bouquet of roses to your house mikewheeler : would you like me to order a pizza for you willbyers : i'm really craving cake ☹️ mikewheeler :
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mikewheeler : how do i ship this to california mikewheeler : @dustinhenderson can u bring this to california mikewheeler : bring it bring it bring it dustinhenderson : i almost got killed and burnt down in my own house dustinhenderson : and now you're asking me to bring a cake to california mikewheeler : duh mikewheeler : do you wanna make will mad? willbyers : ☹️ mikewheeler : LOOK HES SAD mikewheeler : DUSTIN BRING IT TO HIM maxmayfield : u need to calm down maxmayfield : mike maxmayfield : ure too obsessed mikewheeler : am i? mikewheeler : or are you just not appreciating will byers enough. jimhopper : Why is my phone blowing up? 😡 mikewheeler : im in love with your son jimhopper : Ok. jimhopper : Stop texting. jimhopper : Stay healthy. willbyers : okay dad :) mikewheeler : there's someone else you can call daddy willbyers : @jimhopper jimhopper : Michael Wheeler. jimhopper : I am very disappointed. jimhopper : Should I ask William to break up with you? mikewheeler : NOOOOOO mikewheeler : will is like oxygen mikewheeler : i can't live without him willbyers : i really should bring him to the hospital willbyers : he needs to get help mikewheeler : will no mikewheeler : i love you but no mikewheeler : i hate the hospital borispavlikovsky : Ha borispavlikovsky : you hate hospital? liar. borispavlikovsky : you love hospital...and eleanor. mikewheeler : boris do you ever shut up willbyers : why does eleanor keep appearing everywhere!! willbyers : i'm sick and tired of her willbyers : she's so annoying ☹️ mikewheeler : boris, you should've kept your mouth shut borispavlikovsky : americans... willbyers : why are you blaming boris. mikewheeler : i am so so so sorry mikewheeler : boris pls forgive me borispavlikovsky : sure mikewheeler : is this better? willbyers : yes mikewheeler : i love u so much mikewheeler :
