🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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highest rankings : #1 in byler, #1 in strangerthings, #1 in maxmayfield, #1 in elevenhopper, #1 in lucassinclair, #1 byers, #1 friendstolovers, #1 williambyers, #1 richie tozier
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willbyers : tiny baby cuddled up mikewheeler : she's so pretty mikewheeler : she's very smart mikewheeler : just like her dad willbyers : did you just call yourself smart mikewheeler : no i called you smart mikewheeler : obv willbyers : i'm her dad too? mikewheeler : yeah? mikewheeler : we're her parents willbyers : oh willbyers : WE ADOPTED 1 CAT willbyers : WE NEED ANOTHER ONE willbyers : my 2 cat fantasy in a faraway house mikewheeler : someday mikewheeler : can you help me set up the cat tree willbyers : of course willbyers : give me a second i need to place zen in the room mikewheeler : okay
dustinhenderson : somebody pls make their cats meet and become siblings janehopper : im not sure if zen would like wellington janehopper : sir wellington can get abit quirky dustinhenderson : aw janehopper : i can train him to not kill zen janehopper : maybe maxmayfield : i can help! willbyers : aww willbyers : pls don't make welly kill my baby mikewheeler : zen is ur baby?? and im not?? willbyers : mike...💀 mikewheeler : not talking to you. willbyers : stop willbyers : i love u mikewheeler : i don't (i love you too) dustinhenderson : i can't believe will made this 5'10 guy be down bad mikewheeler : BFFR mikewheeler : BE FUCKING FOR REAL willbyers : stop yelling willbyers : over text mikewheeler : no willbyers : 😐 mikewheeler : 😭 maxmayfield : this is dumb maxmayfield : @janehopper i'm here janehopper : coming!
mikewheeler : will willbyers : yeah mikewheeler : wru willbyers : i brought zen for a short walk willbyers : it seems like she really likes the outdoors mikewheeler : i agree mikewheeler : she seems lively willbyers : what did you need? mikewheeler : oh mikewheeler : i was searching around and i found an army knife below your bed mikewheeler : i was wondering if you still needed it? willbyers : oh um willbyers : you can throw it out mikewheeler : but why? willbyers : just throw it out please mikewheeler : you know you can talk to me, will mikewheeler : i wanna know more about you willbyers : i don't want to go into detail willbyers : jonathan gave it to me to defend myself from my father willbyers : lonnie mikewheeler : oh mikewheeler : shit i didn't mean to trigger bad memories mikewheeler : im sorry will mikewheeler : i'll throw it out willbyers : hold on willbyers : let's burn it mikewheeler : what? willbyers : im serious willbyers : let's burn the knife mikewheeler : i don't think we can burn a knife willbyers : oh willbyers : then let's burn lonnie's clothes mikewheeler : you still have his clothes? willbyers : incase he ever decided to come back and take it willbyers : but let's burn it willbyers : im ready to let go mikewheeler : of course mikewheeler : we'll do that once you get home willbyers : okay mikewheeler : love you will mikewheeler : stay safe willbyers : i love you too mikewheeler : make sure zen doesn't start eating dirt mikewheeler : i would really hate to see her do that willbyers : i would never allow her to eat dirt willbyers :
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willbyers : i gave her a treat and now she's demanding for more mikewheeler : she's such a cutie mikewheeler : tell her i love her willbyers : will do!
lucassinclair : damn lucassinclair : now i feel like getting a cat dustinhenderson : don't be boring dustinhenderson : get a dog lucassinclair : GOOD IDEA lucassinclair : max doesn't want to go dog shopping with me though lucassinclair : i guess i'll go on my own dustinhenderson : ft me dustinhenderson : i'll help u pick one out lucassinclair : okay lucassinclair : you better not choose an ugly dog or it's over for you dustinhenderson : STOP THREATENING ME dustinhenderson : it's against the law lucassinclair : you are against the law dustinhenderson : what did i even do lucassinclair : ugly dustinhenderson : THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR??? lucassinclair : actually it wasn't 😆 dustinhenderson : rude guy lucassinclair : what do u think of this dog lucassinclair : i can't ft u my battery's low lucassinclair :
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dustinhenderson : ... dustinhenderson : ...be fucking for real sinclair lucassinclair : WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT??? dustinhenderson : are you stupid dustinhenderson : that's a raccoon lucassinclair : stop discriminating them lucassinclair : also it's a rare dog breed lucassinclair : called pitbull dustinhenderson : 1) no way in hell is that a pitbull dustinhenderson : 2) pitbull isn't a rare breed lucassinclair : you're just jealous dustinhenderson : i'm just trying TO HELP.
