🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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highest rankings : #1 in byler, #1 in strangerthings, #1 in maxmayfield, #1 in elevenhopper, #1 in lucassinclair, #1 byers, #1 friendstolovers, #1 williambyers, #1 richie tozier
(hey...um 💀💀 this sounds so stupid to say but i know a lot of these chapters aren't that happy but...pls don't send me death threats /hj cause someone filled my inbox w it and it's kind of scary..)
willbyers : hey eddie eddied : byers eddied : please just eddied : leave eddied : i'm so sorry but eddied : mike sounded like he didn't really want me to talk to you eddied : sorry man willbyers : i just willbyers : i need to ask you something eddied : what is it? willbyers : does mike willbyers : does he really like me? willbyers : idk it's just willbyers : after all he's done willbyers : i don't feel like he loves me willbyers : what if he just made up this whole "mother" situation to break up with me eddied : i guarantee you he didn't eddied : he's in the worst situation possible eddied : he wouldn't lie about this willbyers : okay willbyers : i'm just paranoid
mikewheeler : will took an L lucassinclair : what did he do? mikewheeler : ruin our relationship again lucassinclair : oh. lucassinclair : is everything okay.. mikewheeler : i don't even know if i'll have somewhere to sleep tonight once i land lucassinclair : i can always let you sleep over at my house lucassinclair : i'm your friend, mike mikewheeler : you mikewheeler : thank you lucas mikewheeler : you really make me feel like i belong sometimes lucassinclair : and you have the audacity to call me a cookie mikewheeler : THAT WAS ONE TIME lucassinclair : i'm not over it. mikewheeler : WELL SORRY 💀 lucassinclair : not accepted.
willbyers : mike? willbyers : when are you landing? mikewheeler : soon. willbyers : okay willbyers : my dad and i will pick you up mikewheeler : don't bother mikewheeler : i'll catch a cab willbyers : mike please don't be like this mikewheeler : will just forget it willbyers : mike willbyers : i won't let you get scammed by those cabs at the airport willbyers : trust me, baby mikewheeler : ... mikewheeler : okay mikewheeler : but i'll sit shotgun willbyers : of course willbyers : anything you want willbyers : plus, my legs are broken willbyers : i can't run to shotgun even if i wanted to mikewheeler : right mikewheeler : i forgot mikewheeler : you're discharged from the hospital? willbyers : yeah willbyers : my cast will be removed in 3 months mikewheeler : speed recovery william willbyers : thank you 👍 mikewheeler : now shut up mikewheeler : i can't rest if you keep blowing up my phone
willbyers : MAXXX maxmayfield : please will what is it this time willbyers : mike told me to shut up willbyers : WHY IS IT KIND OF HOT willbyers : I CANT STOP willbyers : mike is so willbyers : he's so maxmayfield : i'm tired of listening to you maxmayfield : go talk about this to jane or something willbyers : max willbyers : you're a bad friend maxmayfield : am i? maxmayfield : am i, william? willbyers : nope you aren't sorry maxine mayfield 😢 maxmayfield : bro pulled out the full name card willbyers : stop willbyers : i can't wait to see mike willbyers : actually willbyers : i'm scared willbyers : i kind of got into another fight with him maxmayfield : THIS IS LIKE YOUR 10TH FIGHT maxmayfield : CAN YOU GUYS GO 1 WEEKS WITHOUT FIGHTING maxmayfield : ITS SO ANNOYING 💀💀 willbyers : well i'm sorry my relationship isn't as healthy as yours maxmayfield : jane and i haven't fought ONCE willbyers : ....that's over exaggerating it maxmayfield : i'm being serious william willbyers : oh willbyers : um 💀 maxmayfield : bro is quiet maxmayfield : got humbled quick willbyers : kys max willbyers : i don't want mike to be mad at me maxmayfield : oh maxmayfield : so mike didn't cause this fight maxmayfield : INTERESTING maxmayfield : i wonder what william byers said willbyers : i might've said eddie was hot maxmayfield : bye willbyers : MAX willbyers : max answ pls ☹️ willbyers : 😐
janehopper :
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janehopper : isn't he cute? steveharrington : he's okay steveharrington : why is he taking selfies robinwhatly?? : steve shut up steveharrington : no
robinwhatly?? has changed steveharrington's user
shutupharrington : robin what the hell robinwhatly?? : idk bro robinwhatly?? : seems like you gotta shut up now shutupharrington : this isn't funny robinwhatly?? : never said it was janehopper :
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dustinhenderson : he's so funny dustinhenderson : he looks dead almost janehopper : Dustin. janehopper : my wellington is very much alive and healthy maxmayfield : yes maxmayfield : don't make fun of him maxmayfield : because my fists are rated r for everyone janehopper : max 💀 dustinhenderson : ur fists can't even hit me dustinhenderson : what are you gonna do? dustinhenderson : punch me with an emoji? dustinhenderson : 🤣🤣 maxmayfield : watch out henderson shutupharrington : help how do i change my username back to normal robinwhatly?? : are you old shutupharrington : dustin help me!!
dustinhenderson has changed shutupharrington's user
sussyharr : dustinhenderson you did not help me sussyharr : pls what is a sussy harr dustinhenderson : lol robinwhatly?? : HARR?? janehopper : sussy means someone who acts suspicious janehopper : example — my dad janehopper : Jim Hopper is sussy. janehopper :
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sussyharr : @mikewheeler help
mikewheeler has changed sussyharr's user
steveharrington : finally steveharrington : real help steveharrington : i hate robin and dustin 🖕 dustinhenderson : you know you don't robinwhatly?? : exactly steveharrington : i hate you both eddied : Ha Ha Ha eddied : Sussy Harr eddied : Ha Ha Harr steveharrington : oh fuck off
