🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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willbyers : jane willbyers : can you go to hawkins and murder mike's mom janehopper : what? janehopper : @maxmayfield maxmayfield : okay what happened here willbyers : his mother forced him to break up with me maxmayfield : he broke up with you?? willbyers : i'm not worried about that willbyers : i know he still loves me willbyers : i just really hate his parents willbyers : they sound manipulative dustinhenderson : will dustinhenderson : mike told me to send some letters to you dustinhenderson : before he left yesterday dustinhenderson : dm me your address willbyers : okay maxmayfield : i feel so bad for mike though lucassinclair : it must be hard to have parents who don't accept you janehopper : i hate mike's mom janehopper : she made will sad willbyers : i'm not sad willbyers : i'm angry willbyers : @steveharrington can you kill her steveharrington : i am not going to go to jail for you steveharrington : but i do agree she's bad robinwhatly?? : don't worry robinwhatly?? : i'll take care of it steveharrington : robin no. robinwhatly?? : relax, i know how to do it robinwhatly?? : it'll be a piece of cake steveharrington : ...just don't do anything illegal and i'll be happy robinwhatly?? : got it steve-o steveharrington : stop. janehopper : is there any way we can contact mike? dustinhenderson : i don't think so dustinhenderson : his mother took away his belongings dustinhenderson : and grounded him dustinhenderson : he's basically...gone willbyers : i miss him willbyers : way too much willbyers : it really hurts maxmayfield : will it's alright maxmayfield : robin will take care of it willbyers : i hope so willbyers : i just don't want mike to get into more trouble willbyers : i love him lucassinclair : can we burn the house down willbyers : that's arson and mike would die lucassinclair : oh lucassinclair : 😂 lucassinclair : that's on him for not escaping dustinhenderson : LOL willbyers : pls don't attempt to kill mike dustinhenderson : we won't dustinhenderson : we're just planning willbyers : please don't plan to kill mike willbyers : i need him back in one piece dustinhenderson : yes yes we know robinwhatly?? : i've successfully convinced nance to give him their mother's number robinwhatly?? : commence plan A
robinwhatly?? : hello! karenwheeler : who are you? robinwhatly?? : i'm a friend of michael robinwhatly?? : i just want to ask where he is? robinwhatly?? : we are supposed to meet up today for our science project robinwhatly?? : we know it's summer break but we wanted to get it over and done with quickly karenwheeler : michael has been grounded for lying to me karenwheeler : you should continue the work without him robinwhatly?? : is it fine if we just go to his house? robinwhatly?? : the project is 50% of our final grade karenwheeler : ...i guess that would be fine karenwheeler : do you know our address? robinwhatly?? : yes mrs wheeler karenwheeler : you can come over any time, i'll tell michael about the project
unknown : robin what do you mean science project robinwhatly?? : i knew it robinwhatly?? : you had another device unknown : if i get caught texting will here my mom will send me to boarding school robinwhatly?? : loser robinwhatly?? : anyways robinwhatly?? : when i come over to your house and talk to your mother, i need you to sneak out your window unknown : are you crazy? unknown : my room is on the second floor robinwhatly?? : who cares unknown : fuck you
willbyers : i just hope robin is safe robinwhatly?? : I DID IT lucassinclair : what happened robinwhatly?? : okay so basically robinwhatly?? : i started a small conversation with mikes mother to give him time and sneak out robinwhatly?? : and once i heard screaming robinwhatly?? : i knew he was out robinwhatly?? : so i used this time to talk to mike's mother about sexualities robinwhatly?? : and told her it's okay for mike to be gay robinwhatly?? : AND DO YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID steveharrington : i'm scared maxmayfield : literally lucassinclair : future me how did i react? robinwhatly?? : SHE SAID THE ONLY REASON SHE GROUNDED MIKE WAS BC WILL'S BOWLCUT WAS DISGUSTING willbyers : that's rude. lucassinclair : HAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHH dustinhenderson : sorry man dustinhenderson : i laughed willbyers : whatever willbyers : i don't have a bowlcut anymore janehopper : ...i laughed maxmayfield :
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willbyers : MAX OMG willbyers : get away from me. willbyers : we aren't friends anymore willbyers : you're rude. maxmayfield : STOP WILL IM SORRY willbyers : apology not accepted dustinhenderson : funny dustinhenderson : HIS FACE lucassinclair : HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH lucassinclair : the chocolate janehopper : wellington is being very naughty janehopper : he bit my hand willbyers : i hate the hospital willbyers : i can't wait to see wellington willbyers : and i can't wait to be with mike again
