🫧 a byler text fic with ZERO plot ++
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mikewheeler : elle eleanortozier : what mikewheeler : tell mom to send me over some money eleanortozier : or else? mikewheeler : come on mikewheeler : i need to get a gift for will mikewheeler : it's his birthday eleanortozier : oh eleanortozier : so you're asking me for a request mikewheeler : ...whatever eleanortozier : you do understand that your mother likes me more eleanortozier : if i just tel her no, you're not gonna be able to get a gift for poor little will mikewheeler : just fuck off mikewheeler : and ask her to send the money eleanortozier : oh i can't do that for free eleanortozier : i need payment! mikewheeler : what? eleanortozier : you can pay me in another way, mike. mikewheeler : no mikewheeler : i'm not gonna do that eleanortozier : come on eleanortozier : just one date mikewheeler : i'm not cheating on will just to get a stupid present eleanortozier : why not you just come over to my house eleanortozier : i only live a few blocks away from will eleanortozier : we can just hang out eleanortozier : alone. mikewheeler : no fuck you mikewheeler : quit being annoying eleanortozier : don't you want the money? mikewheeler : ... mikewheeler : ...i'll leave if you do something i don't like. eleanortozier : perfect! eleanortozier : you can come over after school eleanortozier : i'll text you the address eleanortozier : see you later mike 🫶 mikewheeler : that's gross mikewheeler : stop it
willbyers : MIKEEE willbyers : I FOUND A GOOD BURGER JOINT willbyers : WE CAN JUST GET THEIR FRIES!! mikewheeler : i'm sorry will mikewheeler : can we go there tomorrow? willbyers : oh willbyers : of course willbyers : i have enough money to treat you willbyers : i saved up a lot mikewheeler : oh mikewheeler : that's good willbyers : i'm getting my cast removed in an hour mikewheeler : alright mikewheeler : i'll be back home before 4 mikewheeler : at least willbyers : oh willbyers : okay mikewheeler : love u mikewheeler : goodbye willbyers : okay goodbye!!
dustinhenderson : LUCAS DO NOT CUT OFF LOUISIANNA'S FUR. lucassinclair : WHAT WHY dustinhenderson : "WHY"???? BC ITS INHUMANE dustinhenderson : plus u should just let louisianna go dustinhenderson : it isn't a real dog lucassinclair : u don't understand dustinhenderson : stop arguing with me over a dog dustinhenderson : I MEANT RACCOON lucassinclair : TOLD YOU ITS A DOG lucassinclair : you wouldn't admit it steveharrington : can we please stop blowing up this chat 😐 steveharrington : ☮️ ✌️ peace and quiet guys robinwhatly?? : is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the SLUT steveharrington : what did i even do robinwhatly?? : nothing. steveharrington : stop it robin steveharrington : how did your call go? robinwhatly?? : SHSHAHAHAJ robinwhatly?? : VICKIE WAS SO CUTE robinwhatly?? : SHE HAD THESE DUCK PRINTED PANTS ON robinwhatly?? : AND HER HAIR WAS SO robinwhatly?? : IT WAS LIKE PINNED BACK WITH A FEW BUTTERFLY CLIPS willbyers : ...that's gay robinwhatly?? : Slut willbyers : WHAT robinwhatly?? : that's what u get. willbyers : this is a hate crime willbyers : it is a massive hate crime lucassinclair : max sent me this photo of him lucassinclair :
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lucassinclair : i let her babysit him for ONE day and look. lucassinclair : he's chunky now. maxmayfield : YOURE RUDE maxmayfield : LOUISIANNA IS HAPPY WITH ME. lucassinclair : i'm not sure about that.... maxmayfield : 🖕🖕 maxmayfield : will how did u like ur gift 😁 willbyers : YOU GAVE ME A DEAD RAT maxmayfield : WAIT THAT WAS THE WRONG BOX maxmayfield : THAT WAS FOOD FOR LOUISIANNA lucassinclair : WHY ARE YOU FEELINNG MY BABY WITH DEAD RATS maxmayfield : shut up and be grateful willbyers : anyways willbyers : thank u for the cat toys lucas 👍 lucassinclair : welc lucassinclair : it was on sale willbyers : oh really? lucassinclair : yeah lucassinclair : $45 for the cat squeaky willbyers : ...i don't think that was a sale? lucassinclair : i got it off ebay willbyers : ...oh willbyers : thank u dustinhenderson : i can't give u anyt but i ordered a pizza to ur house willbyers : ...how did u get my address again? dustinhenderson : dw about it. dustinhenderson : i have my sources lucassinclair : sources, huh willbyers : did u guys leak my address. lucassinclair : no. 😅😅 willbyers : LUCAS SINCLAIR.... lucassinclair : oops.
