more dumb shit and chaos

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TW: Lowkey some sexual things are said- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭IM SoRRRYyyyytt

Weed Man: I snapped his ankles-
Emo Katana Man: You committed a Sang-Woo?!
Crazy Cat Lady: Bitch why?
Weed Man: he said my shirt looked bad :\
I fucked ur dad: Uhm- Look, who insulted the shirt??
Weed Man: None of your concern you porcupine

'Ginger Smartass' is now online!

Ginger Smartass: HDGDVDGDB BANJEX YOU DICK
Weed Man: da fuk I do?
Blue Furry: OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO-
SIMP: Bitch, I can hear ya screaming from the damn orphanage-
Ginger Smartass: DUDE, SOMEONE ADD BAMPAL, GET HIM ONLINE!
Emo Katana Man: @Innocent Bean

'Innocent Bean' is now online!

Innocent Bean: HI GUYS!!!!
Blue Furry: Bampal!
Weed Man: Wat ze fuk happening?
Ginger Smartass: Bampal is reading the WORST book made in history
Emo Katana Man: Erm...?
Innocent Bean: it's called Boyfriends! It's on WebToon!!!

...

...

I fucked ur dad: Damn.
Weed Man: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THAT!?
Innocent Bean: I was curious-
Blue Furry: Girly that is the worst series you'll ever read.
Innocent Bean: There's a dude who is called 'nerd' but  he doesn't look all that....nerdy??
Crazy Cat Lady: LMFAO- go on...
Innocent Bean: uhm....There's a Goth dude, and all I can say is that his hairline is killing me and his eyeliner is horrible...😢😢
Weed Man: THAT HAIRLINE THO 😂😂😂😂
Innocent Bean: and then there a 'prep' and he moans...a lot...
I fucked ur dad: BOMBU AND BAMBURG BE LIKE-
SIMP: AAAAAAAAH~~~~ HARDER~~~~

'Punkay' is now online!

Punkay: That's what she said-
Blue Furry: 😎😎😎😎
SIMP: no one else, Prep from Boyfriends..
SIMP: AAAAH~ THE STUDENT COUNCIL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY 😩😩😩😩😩
Disability Dave: currently reading it, And uhm-
Angry Corn Farmer: Uhm, Wtf?
Punkay: huh?
Disability Dave: Im just ChiLLiNg with Bambi, right?
Punkay: not sus at all...😌
Disability Dave: Stfu, you legit like someone, anyway, I found out that the nerd is like...a Hentai Fiend...
Angry Corn Farmer: i need bleach-
Innocent Bean: what's Hentai...?
Ginger Smartass: OH SHIT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, BAMPAL, WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK IT UP.
Blue Furry: Bampal, get in DMs
Innocent Bean: Oh! Okay! (^▽^)
Punkay: Goodbye Bampal's innocence (ノ´ー')ノ
SIMP: YOU USE EMOTICONS!? (/・0・)
I fucked ur dad: PUNKAY AND DANDI USE EMOTICONS!!! (。-'ω´-)
SIMP: before I go to McDonald's, i gotta say this.
SIMP: Bombu be like: Get on your knees and meow for daddy.

'SIMP' has gone offline!

I fucked ur dad: I love my brother :]
Punkay: Finally bro...

Innocent Bean: I never wished to learn that...
Innocent Bean: I'm gonna go watch Disney movies and cry now...bye...

Chapter end

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