Dave and Bambi chatfic.

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Danny: Uhm-
Blue Furry: Waddup Alfredo Linguini 💅💅
Crusty Toes: 💀💀 Y'ALL STILL CALLING HIM THAT
Wesden Simp: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Theater Vampire: I'm ironically playing Ratatouille today-
SIMP: Imagine looking like Alfredo Linguini- 💀💀💀
I fucked ur dad: STFU Dandi, You clown 🤡
SIMP: you're the clown for holding Punkay's hand 🏳️‍🌈🤡
I fucked ur dad: 👁️👄👁️-
Wesden Simp: I have no shame 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Kawaii-Chan: Slay Punkay, Slay Pussyboss.
S3RLWTF?: 🤩🤩🤩 MEN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
KillMe: Banzack, we know ur gay-
Disability Dave: 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Wesden Simp: soooooooooooo 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 What slander do we have????
WALTER WHITE: You mean Slandering those gayshits??
Backrooms Expertise: Blue Sharpie and Yellow Sharpie?
Kawaii-Chan: Big Bird and Cookie Monster?
Checkerboard looking ass: Blue and Yellow MM's?
Bianca: Gurl- The kindergartners?

'Blue Sharpie' and 'Yellow Sharpie' are now online!

Innocent Bean: Hi Bombu and Bamburg!
Ginger Smartass: Ew these people-
Innocent Bean: Zetrus! Be nice! :⁠-⁠(
Ginger Smartass: 👍
Blue Sharpie: Hi guys :)
Yellow Sharpie: Hiiii
Angry Corn Farmer: STFU you discord kitten 💅💅
Wesden Simp: Meow Meow bitch 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
Blue Sharpie: We have news!!! 😄😄😄
Angry Corn Farmer: Y'all are gay? We know, we been knew 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Blue Sharpie: me and Bamburg...
SIMP: are gay ass bitches? Yeah we know
I fucked ur dad: Legit fr fr
Blue Sharpie: are...
Wesden Simp: Gonna stop coming to my games? Cool!
Yellow Sharpie: :)))))
KillMe: Can you spit it out dumbass?
SIMP: My parents finna adopt me and Wesden by the time Bombu says something-
I fucked ur dad: 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Blue Sharpie: Me and Bamburg are getting...
Ginger Smartass: Getting on my nerves? Yes.
Blue Furry: Getting fucking annoying? Indeed.
Disability Dave: Will this MF speak or nah?
King👑: Probs not 🙄
Theater Vampire: I could Speedrun Homestuck rn and by the time I finish, Bombu wouldn't have had said shit 💅💅💅🤪🤪🤪🤪
Angry Corn Farmer: Spit it out 😭😭😭😭😭

*10 Hours later*

Theater Vampire: Help I'm halfway through Homestuck-
Danny: BOMBU IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR BURNT PIECE OF PEPPER ON A PIZZA BOYFRIEND.
Crusty Toes: 👁️👄👁️-
Yellow Sharpie: Me and Bombu are getting married!!!!! 😄😄😄
Bianca: who tf are you? Charms and Bax?

'Weed Man' added Charms and Bax to the chat!

Bax: Why the fuck am I here?
Charms: ew- BIG BIRD IS GETTING MARRIED!?
SIMP: BUT HE CAN'T JUST TAKE BIG BIRD AWAY FROM SESAME STREET! I LOVE THAT SHOW!
I fucked ur dad: You still watch that?
SIMP: STFU WESDEN, YOU STILL WATCH MLP SO SHUSH
Wesden Simp: y'all we can only take so much tea at a time 💅💅
Blue Furry: Imagine being engaged-
Ginger Smartass: I'm not going-
KillMe: Istg I'ma ruin that wedding-
Red Imposter: 🤪🤪🤪 SAME

👁️👄👁️- Chapter done!
Bamburgisbi and me kinda did a Collab for the story they making abt Bombu and Bamburg so read it and you'll understand the plotline more