hey.
SIMP: Call out for @I fucked ur dad
Wesden Simp: This GC still exists? Wtf-
I fucked ur dad: Nah Bombu just DM'd me, because I "hUrT" Bamburg
Wesden Simp: Be fucking for real rn
I fucked ur dad: Nah, I'm not lying. I apparently hurt Bamburg, so Bombu sent me a whole ass paragraph on why I should apologize 🤭
I fucked ur dad: I ain't reading all dat 🤭🤭
Kawaii-Chan: 💀
SIMP: 🥺🥺 Awww, u hwert hwis fweelings 😔😔
Discord Mod: Wesden, shut up.
I fucked ur dad: Nah, I'm good 💕
Discord Kitten: He insulted my fursuit!! >:(
I fucked ur dad: I didn't "InSuLt iT" I was being honest 🤭🤭
Wesden Simp: what'd ya even say 😭
I fucked ur dad: I told him that his fursuit looked like Big Bird's fossil
Kawaii-Chan: JAIL 💀💀
Discord Mod: It doesnt look like big Bird's fossil 😤
Ginger Smartass: *Doesn't 😍
Discord Mod: BRO
Discord Kitten: :((( He doesn't like my fursuit 😟
I fucked ur dad: Dude, It looks like it was ran over by a truck and left in the dumpster 😭😭
Discord Kitten: You're so mean!
I fucked ur dad: ah hell nah, this can't be- I BETTER BE DREAMING RN
I fucked ur dad: BOY I SWEAR, DON'T EVEN-
Discord Kitten: I hate you!!
I fucked ur dad: I cannot believe, this bozo named Bamburg, getting pressed because I commented on his fursuit 💀
I fucked ur dad: This dude who named his fursona fucking MUSTARD is getting pissed bro deadass I'ma curb stomp your bitch ass. This dumbass fursona named Mustard dressed up like a fucking reptilian version of big Bird is tryna get loud with me.
Discord Kitten: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I fucked ur dad: OH BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD UP IN THIS BITCH!? NAH SHUT DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DEFORMED VELOCIRAPTOR WHO HIDES IN THE SEWER.
I fucked ur dad: BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT GROUNDED AND HAD YOUR PHONE TAKEN AWAY FOR BARKING AT UNATTENDED MINORS. NAH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA BE FROM JURASSIC PARK, BITCH YOU FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND
Blue Furry: *Eating popcorn*
I fucked ur dad: GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR "MARTHA SPEAKS" LOOKING ASS, GET AWAY WITH YO NASTY ASS.
I fucked ur dad: BAMBURG WAS AN AVERAGE KID, THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WOAHH, MOM AND DAD (WHO ARE NON-EXISTENT) ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS.
I fucked ur dad: GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE, DEADASS LOOKING LIKE YOU WATCH STEP-BRO AND STEP-SIS PORN VIDEOS, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D PURPOSEFULLY GET YOURSELF STUCK IN A WASHING MACHINE SO YOU CAN SAY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-BRO?" AND ACTUALLY FUCKING ENJOY THAT SHIT.
I fucked ur dad: STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU DIPSHIT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO VACCUM CLEANERS. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A PISSED ON PIECE OF CAT LITER BOY.
Wesden Simp: WTF 😂😂
I fucked ur dad: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DOWNLOAD VIDEOS OF CHARACTERS FROM THE AMAZING WORD OF GUMBALL DOING SOME SUSPICIOUS SHIT BOY, DON'T FUCKING SPEAK BITCH.
I fucked ur dad: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUISHED UP CENTIPEDE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE VIDEOS OF CENTIPEDES GIVING YOU LAP DANCES IN THE BACK OF A MR. BEAST BURGER BITCH.
Angry Corn Farmer: Nah I just woke up-
Disability Dave: HELP I'M FUCKING WHEEZING-
I fucked ur dad: DON'T GO IN THAT DIRECTION YOU DUMBASS, I WILL BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUTTA YOU.
Discord Mod: HEY! 😠😠😠
I fucked ur dad: AH HELL NO, BITCH NOW YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!? LET'S GO THEN. GET LOUD BITCH. GET FUCKING LOUD UP IN THIS BITCH.
I fucked ur dad: BITCH YOU DEADASS LOOKING LIKE YOU SEXUALIZE MOBY FROM BRAIN POP BITCH. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK BRO, YOU ENJOY GETTING THEM GULP GULP GULPS IN A OLIVE GARDEN PUBLIC RESTROOM.
Emo Katana Man: NOT BRAIN POP 😂😂😂😂😂
Weed Man: THE OLIVE GARDEN PUBLIC RESTROOM NAHHHHH
I fucked ur dad: BOMBU YOU FUCKING SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A MOLDY EATEN POP TART BITCH HELL NAHHH MF. YOU DEADASS LOOK LIKE YOU WOULD SELL YOUR OWN FUCKING BELLY BUTTON LINT AND YOU'RE OWN FUCKING SEMEN TO GET SOME MONEY.
SIMP: NAH 💀💀
Ginger Smartass: This movie is fire 🔥🔥
Innocent Bean: I am concerned-
I fucked ur dad: BOY I AIN'T EVEN DONE WITH YOU, BOMBU, I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET YOU PORN WATCHER. YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING DOG SHIT, YOU GOT THAT CRUSTY CHEETO DUST ON YOU FINGERS, BITCH DON'T EVEN BRO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JERK OFF TO COCOMELON SONGS.
I fucked ur dad: GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR "I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKING ASS, GET OUTTA MY FACE OML, YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ALONE YOU LET ANTS RUN DOWN YOUR ASS CRACK AS A SLIPPING SLIDE YOU DUMB BITCH.
I fucked ur dad: BITCH PULL UP, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WOULD GO TO A WEDDING IN YOUR FUCKING FURSUIT AND THEN BARK AT THE BRIDE. GET YO RAPID ORANGUTAN SOUNDING ASS ON OUTTA HERE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HIT ON PEOPLE WITH YOU SACRED MATING CALLS AND THAT'S PROBABLY HOW YOU ENDED UP WITH BAMBURG, BITCH HE PROBABLY DATING YOU BECAUSE HE WAS TURNED ON BY YOUR MATING CALLS.
I fucked ur dad: BITCH DEADASS GET OUTTA HERE WITH YO "MMHMHMGMGMGJDJAJHSGS I LOVE FUCKING BAMBURG 🥵🥵" LOOKING AS. SHUSH MOTHERFUCKER YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE POLICE FOR HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AT A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I fucked ur dad: get tf outta here nasty ass fucking gremlin, ET, Pennywise the clown, Vecna from stranger things, built like a Skittles box, receding hairline having, pillow fucking, dumbass outta here.
....
Wesden Simp: 💀💀💀 LMFAO NOO
I fucked ur dad: 😍😍😍 That felt good to get off my chest.
I fucked ur dad: Aight, I'ma go shoplifting for a new X-Box cuz I threw my other one out the window, bye bye bitches ✨✨✨
'I fucked ur dad' went offline!
Wesden Simp: Nah...Fuck this, bye cocksuckers!
- Chapter End -
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Dave and Bambi chatfic.
FanfictionCover made by me, Characters aren't mine, Includes the following mods: Dave and Bambi, Dave and Bambi Golden Apple, Dave and Bambi Popcorn Edition, Technological Gastronomy, and FNF Stadium Edition. Also please read like chapter 2 first
