Enjoy the Punkay image that idk who drew!
Bad chapter btw
Like I'm not kidding, prepare yourself for the shittiest chapter I ever wrote
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DickDestroyer7000: @Everyone YOU GUYS HELP ME RIGHT NOW LIKE THIS IS SERIOUS AND VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT AND NO I AM NOT BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE I JUST NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE HELP
Nyango Star: I'M STREAMING ON TWITCH THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT
ALPHA: What the actual fuck do you want gay wanker?
Weed Man: I just threw out the weed I was smoking, shit better be important
DickDestroyer7000: MY PARENTS HAVE INVITED HASHLEY AND PUNKAY OVER FOR DINNER AND I'M TERRIFIED 😭😭😭
SIMP: THIS WAS UNEXPECTED SO PLEASE HELP US
Rage: Wait? You two have parents?
Emo Katana Man: Thought y'all was orphans 💀
Dubstep Dumbass: Thought y'all was all up and abandoned bru
SIMP: THEY'RE ADOPTIVE PARENTS YOU JACKASSES
Barney: Since when the fuck did that ever happen?
DickDestroyer7000: We were in that dumbass orphanage for 14 years, but then these mfs adopted us. Neither of us bothered to tell you because you were all undeserving of that news
King👑: Valid point
DickDestroyer7000: ANYWAY what the hell am I supposed to do?
Crazy Cat Lady: No but like, I'm interested on how that's finna go 😭
SIMP: PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE ALL AT THE DINNER TABLE FUCKING WAITING
DickDestroyer: MY DAD'S ASKING WEIRD ASS PERSONAL QUESTIONS
HeroxKazuichi❤️: "So you're a professional baseball player 💁"
HeroxKazuichi❤️: No Gerald, I work at a fucking McDonald's 😭
Weed Man: Nah man, tell him you're an active drug addict and committed multiple felonies 😎
SIMP: "So how'd you meet our sons? 💆"
SIMP: LIKE DUDE STFU DAD
Kawaii-Chan: DUDE I WANNA TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU'RE GAY SO BAD
Kawaii-Chan: THE FUCKING VOICES MAN
Nyan Cat Lover: I hate to be you guys right now 😭
HeroxKazuichi❤️: HOW DOES HE NOT REMEMBER WHO I AM WESDEN?
DickDestroyer7000: DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME 😭
HeroxKazuichi❤️: I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE HIGHSCHOOL AND I HUNG OUT WITH YOU AND DANDI, DOES HE NOT KNOW ME????
DickDestroyer7000: SHUT UP I DON'T KNOW 😭
Gay Football Player: They argue like a married couple wtf 🤦
GlizzySucker9000: Told you the tension was real 💯
Kawaii-Chan: DUDE YOUR MOM IS HOT DUDE 🔥🔥
SIMP: HASHLEY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL NO
Nyango Star: AM I NOT YOUR SIDE HOE ANYMORE!?
Kawaii-Chan: YOU WILL FOREVER BE MY SIDE HOE BECAUSE GIRLBOSS SLAY PUSSY POWER
Kawaii-Chan: *Gaslights you into dating me*
ALPHA: I'm just gonna not question what I read and continue playing Mario Kart
DickDestroyer7000: PUNKAY JUST FUCKING TOLD MY PARENTS THAT HE WAS ARRESTED FOR VANDALISM AND WENT BACK TO EATING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AND NOW MY MOM IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRDLY
HeroxKazuichi❤️: shi this food be slapping 💯💯💯
Weed Man: Bro Punkay, Tell his parents that you cook Crystal Meth please I'll literally buy you McDonald's
HeroxKazuichi ❤️: Bet 😎
Kawaii-Chan: Dandi started laughing and then he fell outta the fucking chair he was on 😭😭😭
SIMP: ALL FOR MCDONALD'S???
HeroxKazuichi❤️: Dude, it's McDonald's man
DickDestroyer7000: PLEASE BE QUIET 😭
SIMP: "So Hashley, you get along with Wesden and Dandi well? 🧖🙆"
Nyango Star: GIRL NO BE QUIET
Kawaii-Chan: I told them that I was a child stealer and that I've robbed rich people 😎
DickDestroyer7000: I HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH 😭😭
SIMP: THIS IS INSANITY 😰
SIMP: aaaaaaand Punkay just said "Wesden likes to call me a faggot and then he bites my arm like a raccoon with rabies" and it went dead quiet and now my parents are giving him this stupid ass talk
DickDestroyer7000: Watch my ass get grounded
I did ur mom: WELCOME TO MY FUCKING WORLD I ALWAYS GET GROUNDED
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Dave and Bambi chatfic.
FanfictionCover made by me, Characters aren't mine, Includes the following mods: Dave and Bambi, Dave and Bambi Golden Apple, Dave and Bambi Popcorn Edition, Technological Gastronomy, and FNF Stadium Edition. Also please read like chapter 2 first
