the interview ᵏ.ᵇᵃᵏᵘᵍᵒᵘ

𝟎𝟎𝟒・𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

"I DID THIS TO MYSELF." were the words you kept repeating as you got closer and closer to the group of people surrounding your friends, Hikaru and Kyoko, who also just so happened to be class 1-A students.

You thought Hikaru was bluffing when she said she thought they were apart of the U.A. Hero Course or that she simply heard something wrong, but nope, to your dismay, she was right.

The said students were Ashido Mina, resident class 1-A social butterfly, Kaminari Denki, pervert but not to the purple blob of shit's extent, Sero Hanta, probably smokes weed, Kirishima Eijirou, manliest of men and the person you dreaded most, Bakugou Katsuki, the living embodiment of an explosion.

"(N/n)-chan!!!" shouted your early elementary school friend Hikaru. Though she was a social butterfly like Ashido, she only ever gave nicknames to Kyoko and you, perhaps it was her way of showing who she was close with.

"Took you long enough, (Y/n)." said Kyoko in a teasing tone.

"I literally live the farthest from here."

"Shut up."

"Hey, you're that interviewing kid from Itan, aren't you?" asked the pink and horned girl named Ashido. "Oh my gosh you totally are! Look a you with your cute little face!" she squealed as she began pinching your cheeks.

"Why in the ever loving fuck did you drag me here?!" shouted Bakugou to his red and spiky haired friend Kirishima.

"Well it's not our fault you hate every single person on this planet." retorted Sero before Kaminari joined in, "You'll never get any chicks if you keep on ignoring 'em."

"HEY DUNCE FACE! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME I DON'T GET CH-?!"

"Guys, where did they go?"

...

"They ditched us.."

~

"They barely even noticed!" squealed Ashido whilst jumping up and down. While the guys were arguing over "who gets the most chicks", according to Kyoko, Ashido had convinced the girls to 'temporarily ditch them.'

"So what was the point of inviting them if we were just gonna ditch 'em?" asked Hikaru, "If you wanted a girl's night out you could've just said so Mina-chan!"

She already calls her by her first name?

"Well it's just temporary, we could do girls stuff and then come back to them later." suggested Kyoko.

"It is temporary isn't it Ashido-san?" you asked whilst narrowing your eyes at Ashido.

"Well... I only kinda wanted to see their reaction.." admitted Ashido, "also just call me Mina..."

"Is that a good enough reaction for ya?" said Kyoko as she pointed to Kirishima, Bakugou, Kaminari and Sero who were bolting in our direction.

"Shit."

~

"I thought U.A. students were supposed to not be one iq level over legally braindead." you said disappointingly to Kaminari.

"Hey I might be stupid but you better not stereotype me (L/N)!!" exclaimed Kaminari whilst pointing at you.

"Do you have ADHD? You seem like it."

"ADH...huh?"

"Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

"I only understood like two words."

Maybe I should just apply for a U.A. course at this point.

"Stop giving us a bad rep to the shitty nerd school kids!" yelled Bakugou.

"Didn't you call everyone stepping stones in your athlete's oath..?" said everyone except for Bakugou.

"Because it's just the hard truth that you idiots can barely understand!"

"Psst, (N/n)-chan.."

You turned your head to Hikaru and Kyoko who were whispering to you.

"He's just like you in middle school except with confidence and ego times a thousand." whispered Kyoko into your right ear.

"I say we kidnap Mina-chan and make a break for it." whispered Hikaru in your left ear.

"Guys I think we're getting distracted from our main goal here!!!" exclaimed Mina once she realized we've all barely made any progress in this 'hangout'.

"I invited you guys so you could meet the Itan Trio and go to the arcade!"

I only accepted so I could play arcade games, not socialize.

"Then let's be on our way to the Musutafu Arcade!"