April Rebecca Kim and Sophie were trying to sell cookies
April: Buy a cookie and help us save trees! Without trees there'd be no air! Without air there'd be no us! Think of the trees PEOPLE!
Kim: Point being buy a cookie and you'll like it!
The people ran away from them and went to a Girl Scout group selling brownies
Julia: Hi I'm Julia! Try Grandma CJ's brownies and you'll see just how good a brownie can be! Way better than a cookie
Sophie: Aww I used to be a Girl Scout!
Kim: Oh it's on!
Sophie: it's not a competition!
Kim: It is now
Rebecca: Respect
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The four of them made it back to the lair and sat on the couch
April: And the list of my failures continues to grow
Sophie: it wasn't that bad!
April: Really? That crashed harder than my aviary club
April set a bird free but an eagle got it
Kim: There was the miniatures club
April stepped on a miniature city hall by mistake
Sophie: ...Magician assistance club
April was cut in half in box alone on a stage
Rebecca: we helped you out with the music club!
April played the guitar a little to hard and Rebecca Kim and Sophie covered their ears
Rebecca: Which didn't go well...
April: Exactly! And that was just Tuesday!
Splinter walked up to them
Splinter: Sounds like you could use a little help!
Kim: What do you think we've been doing?
Splinter: Are any of you experienced salesmen?
Sophie: does being a Girl Scout count?
Splinter: we'll need more than that! Sit and watch!
He put an old tape in the tape player
Lou Jitsu (on TV): Do you think you are a failure? Are you afraid you'll never achieve your goals? Well hot soup! That attitude in the face! Hello I am action star Lou Jitsu. You know me from hit films and infomercials like greeting card neckties and dream catcher gloves! I am here to talk to you about my patented five step Lou Jitsu J.I.T.S.U. Strategy. Follow my plan and you can karate chop any obstacle between you and your goals into splinters.
April thought about it then shut off the TV
Splinter: What? This is the best part!
April: You're in! But we need something to disguise this-
Splinter leaves and comes back with his disguise
April: Whole situation
Sophie: Hey isn't that Mikey's shirt?
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The five of them set up a booth in Central Park
Splinter: Alright just remember this. When making a sale you are not selling the cookie you are selling an idea. Go on fly my little Lou!
Sophie: you can do this April!
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Mayhem In New York City
FanfictionMeet Lizzie a cat yokai who is ready to fight villains, make friends and even fall in love with one of the turtles. Even if not everything goes as expected
