Kim's Fists Of Furry

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The turtles and the girls were just chilling in the living room when splinter walked in wearing his
Lou Jitsu outfit

Splinter: Oh my Lou Jitsu jumpsuit from one of my award winning Lou Jitsu dojos! What on earth are you doing on my shoulders?

Sophie is the only one who looked up

Sophie: I think it looks great on you Splinter!

Splinter: Thank you Sophie! Now as for the rest of you...

He karate chopped everyone else on the head

All: Ow!

Splinter: Enough playing blinky beepy phone games! I'm trying to talk to you about my Lou Jitsu dojos!

Leo: Wow Lou Jitsu dojos are a thing? Who knew?

Lizzie: Not me

Kim: I didn't

Rebecca: Same

Sophie: I've never heard of this before. Sorry Splinter

Splitner: It's alright but everyone else knows about them! It is the largest chain of dojos in the city!

Donnie: New York City?

Rebecca: Or the Hidden City?

Splitner smacked both of them with his tail

Splitner: No Moon Base One City. Of course New York City!

Rebecca sat back on the couch

Rebecca: You could've just said that

Kim: You're the one who was sarcastic

Rebecca: Oh come on it was funny!

Splinter: Ahem!

Rebecca: Right. Continue

Splinter: Thank you. Today is my long-overdue dojo inspection day to make sure they are teaching my moves properly

Now everyone was interested

Raph: Even the Seven Deadly Vipers move?!

April: The move they never show in movies cause the mere mention of it always makes your enemies surrender?!

Lizzie: Can you teach us that move?!

Splinter: No. that move is a sacred secret

All except Splinter: Aww...

Splinter: But Lizzie if you want to know more you should ask your mother

Lizzie: Wait what?!

Splitner: Now I was thinking I might take three of you along-

Donnie: Dibs!

Kim: Dibs!

Raph: Dibs!

Rebecca: Dibs!

Mikey: Dibs!

Sophie: Dibs!

Leo: Dibs!

Lizzie: Dibs!

All the teenagers glared at each other

All: DIBS!

Raph: I got it! Last three standing get to go with Pops!

The nine of them got into a fight and Leo was the last one standing

Leo: Loons like Leon's the winner-!

Rebecca pushed him aside

Rebecca: The Thunder Sisters are going with Splinter!

Kim and Sophie stood up from the fight

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