Oikawa: I want some orange juice brb
aran: daily reminder: apple juice >>>>>>>>>>
Oikawa: I disagree but I don't wanna argue
aran: your disagree is incorrect
Oikawa: how can an opinion be incorrect you minion 🧍
aran: you're probably allergic to apples that's why you think orange juice is better
Oikawa: I a m allergic to apples, and allergic to oranges, but I still drink it </3
aran replied to Oikawa: the earth being flat is an opinion and it's wrong
aran: so hah
get rektedOikawa: it isn't flat tho
aran: I said it's wrong
r e a d oikawaOikawa: my brain isn't braining a r a n
Kai: 🤦
Oikawa: STOP.
Kai: LMAO
Oikawa: hate y'all fr </3
Kai I swear to godKai: it's cause we're black ain't it
aran replied to Oikawa: mood
Oikawa: if you say it's cause you're black
Kai: LMAO
aran: HAH
Oikawa: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
NAWL
IM OUT
GOODBYEKai: YOU ALWAYS LEAVE
aran: I think it's cuase we're black kai
Oikawa: I don't like either of yall
Kai replied to aran: me too
aran: Oikawa didn't even deny it
woooooowOikawa replied to Kai: BC I CANT STAND YOU
Kai: CAUSE IM BLACK
Oikawa: it's not cause y'all are black </3
NOKai: LMFAO
Oikawa: OH YM GOD
Kai: HA
aran replied to Oikawa: hehe I'm tolerable <3
Oikawa: IF IT WAS BECAUSE YOURE BLACK THEN I WOULDNT BE MARRIED TO YOU JOW WOULD I.
Oikawa replied to a aran: No
Kai: HA
aran: cap
Oikawa: I can't stand you more than him
Kai: H A
aran: wow it's cuase I'm black isn't it
that's racistKai: HELP
Oikawa: ur mom's racist
Kai: HELP
aran: ITS CAUSE YOURE SHORT AINT IT
YOU SHORTUES ARE ALWAYS ANGRYOikawa: IM FUCKIJG TALLER THAN YOU YOU LITERAL MINION.
aran: YOU LITERALLY ARENT
Oikawa: BY ONE INCH
YES TF I AMAran: YOU ARENT THO
Oikawa: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT PROVE IT
Aran: I'm your stepdad shut your mouth
Kai: GELP
LMFAOAran replied to Oikawa: AND YOU CANT PROVE YOURE TALLER
SO HAHOikawa replied to Aran: my brain paused bc of this
likeAran: SYCK MY PENIS MILK
Oikawa: h a l t e d
aran: LOSER
Kai: 😭😭😭
Oikawa: I can't comprehend anymore goodbye
aran: I'm literally snorting
I'm so funnyOikawa: I disagree
.
that's a lieKai: it's cause he's black ain't it
aran: gag on my penis then we'll see what you agree with
Oikawa: I'm a good christen boy, I don't lie /j
Oikawa replied to Aran: is that an invitation?
Kai replied to aran: me first
aran: HELP
Oikawa: Shut up Kai
Kai: Oikawa shut up me first.
Oikawa: NO?????
Kai: YES
aran: WHEEZING
Oikawa: HE WAS AIMING IT AT M E.
NOT YOU
M EKai: SHUT UP OIKAWA
I DONT CAREOikawa: SUCK ON MY TITS LOSER
aran: T E A P O T
Kai replied to Oikawa: oh?
betOikawa: idm
Kai: </3
aran replied to a chat: this doesn't even make sense
Kai: no but it was hot so I didn't even realize
literally only saw 'gag on my penis' and I was interestedaran: OHHH WAIT IT DOES MAKE SENSE
kind ofaran replied to Kai: whore
Kai: HELP
NAH CUASEonly doing this for my marriage with keya <3
aran — keya
Kai — me
Oikawa — havey★Lux
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