[43] golden friendship

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Oikawa: I want some orange juice brb

aran: daily reminder: apple juice >>>>>>>>>>

Oikawa: I disagree but I don't wanna argue

aran: your disagree is incorrect

Oikawa: how can an opinion be incorrect you minion 🧍

aran: you're probably allergic to apples that's why you think orange juice is better

Oikawa: I a m allergic to apples, and allergic to oranges, but I still drink it </3

aran replied to Oikawa: the earth being flat is an opinion and it's wrong

aran: so hah
get rekted

Oikawa: it isn't flat tho

aran: I said it's wrong
r e a d oikawa

Oikawa: my brain isn't braining a r a n

Kai: 🤦

Oikawa: STOP.

Kai: LMAO

Oikawa: hate y'all fr </3
Kai I swear to god

Kai: it's cause we're black ain't it

aran replied to Oikawa: mood

Oikawa: if you say it's cause you're black

Kai: LMAO

aran: HAH

Oikawa: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
NAWL
IM OUT
GOODBYE

Kai: YOU ALWAYS LEAVE

aran: I think it's cuase we're black kai

Oikawa: I don't like either of yall

Kai replied to aran: me too

aran: Oikawa didn't even deny it
woooooow

Oikawa replied to Kai: BC I CANT STAND YOU

Kai: CAUSE IM BLACK

Oikawa: it's not cause y'all are black </3
NO

Kai: LMFAO

Oikawa: OH YM GOD

Kai: HA

aran replied to Oikawa: hehe I'm tolerable <3

Oikawa: IF IT WAS BECAUSE YOURE BLACK THEN I WOULDNT BE MARRIED TO YOU JOW WOULD I.

Oikawa replied to a aran: No

Kai: HA

aran: cap

Oikawa: I can't stand you more than him

Kai: H A

aran: wow it's cuase I'm black isn't it
that's racist

Kai: HELP

Oikawa: ur mom's racist

Kai: HELP

aran: ITS CAUSE YOURE SHORT AINT IT
YOU SHORTUES ARE ALWAYS ANGRY

Oikawa: IM FUCKIJG TALLER THAN YOU YOU LITERAL MINION.

aran: YOU LITERALLY ARENT

Oikawa: BY ONE INCH
YES TF I AM

Aran: YOU ARENT THO

Oikawa: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT PROVE IT

Aran: I'm your stepdad shut your mouth

Kai: GELP
LMFAO

Aran replied to Oikawa: AND YOU CANT PROVE YOURE TALLER
SO HAH

Oikawa replied to Aran: my brain paused bc of this
like

Aran: SYCK MY PENIS MILK

Oikawa: h a l t e d

aran: LOSER

Kai: 😭😭😭

Oikawa: I can't comprehend anymore goodbye

aran: I'm literally snorting
I'm so funny

Oikawa: I disagree
.
that's a lie

Kai: it's cause he's black ain't it

aran: gag on my penis then we'll see what you agree with

Oikawa: I'm a good christen boy, I don't lie /j

Oikawa replied to Aran: is that an invitation?

Kai replied to aran: me first

aran: HELP

Oikawa: Shut up Kai

Kai: Oikawa shut up me first.

Oikawa: NO?????

Kai: YES

aran: WHEEZING

Oikawa: HE WAS AIMING IT AT M E.
NOT YOU
M E

Kai: SHUT UP OIKAWA
I DONT CARE

Oikawa: SUCK ON MY TITS LOSER

aran: T E A P O T

Kai replied to Oikawa: oh?
bet

Oikawa: idm

Kai: </3

aran replied to a chat: this doesn't even make sense

Kai: no but it was hot so I didn't even realize
literally only saw 'gag on my penis' and I was interested

aran: OHHH WAIT IT DOES MAKE SENSE
kind of

aran replied to Kai: whore

Kai: HELP
NAH CUASE




















only doing this for my marriage with keya <3

aran — keya
Kai — me
Oikawa — havey

★Lux

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