i snap my fingers and the modern and boom crew appear (btw surge and kitsunami aren't with them from now on they were earlier cause i was just getting ready to use them for a fanfic in the future)
okay modern meet the shitty versions of y'all and boom meet the way better versions of y'all
shadow b: hmph they don't seem that strong
he goes to hit the other shadow to prove a point but modern shadow blitzed right around him and gave him a whack to the ground
shadow: know your place
me: just react to this alternate universe
??? (idk his name): sir? doctor eggman?
sonic: who's that?
me: i don't know
sonic b: wow super helpful
me: oh fuck off
it's tinker. mr tinker
. . .
everyone - both eggmans: BAHAHAHAHAHA
???: how couldn't it work?! it was a perfect emotional trigger--
eggman: no... it did i remember everything
???: then why are you using "mr tinker"!, that's not your name, your name is doctor eggman!
eggman: i remember everything i did the horrors, and countless amount of damage and fear
blaze: and yet you still haven't truly been brought to justice in a cell
sticks: i agree with the cat lady. eggman should be locked up, FOR ALL WE KNOW HE COULD BE AN ALIEN
everyone sweat dropped
eggman: i don't want to cause pain anymore
tails: surely he's lying right
knuckles: he sounds serious
knuckles b: whoa another me
me: we've already gone over that god damn it
eggman: instead i want to go back to my peaceful life in windmill village
amy: i doubt that YOUR PROBABLY SETTING UP ANOTHER PLOT TO CAPTURE MY BELOVED SONIC
sonic: i can't do this today
amy b: wow your really obsessed other me
amy: aren't you?
sonic b: nah she's pretty chill
sonic: lucky
???: no! you can't do that. you cant waste your potential being a carpenter in the middle of nowhere!
eggman: i'm sorry but i cant be that man again. i have a new life that i actually like-
rouge whats with his accent here?
cream giggled
cream: he sounds funny
eggman: wait continue i want to here what he says
eggman: i have a family. a village that loves me. people that appreciate what i do and... the love of someone special
eggman: that... sounds nice good for him
sonic sighed and patted his back
sonic: maybe that will be you one day
maybe someday you'll understand theres much more than being evil and creating mindless machines
sonic b: take notes egghead
eggman b: shut up before i get my shut up inater bot to do it for you
me: okay anyway one more video and it's and alternate one of boom this time
tails b: sweet
tails: alright guys the moment has arrived spike is starting to speak. this is a very important learning stage in his life so please pay attention
sonic b: who's spike?
me you'll see
tails: babies are like perspective and intelligent little sponges. they absorb all the information around them. and imitate whatever they hear or see. it's amazing how quickly they learn
amy b: okay so spike is a baby but who's baby
me: you'll see
the camera changes showing sonic and amy (boom versions)
sonic b and amy b: E-EHHHHHHH?
amy pouted
amy: lucky
tails: so it's very important you avoid saying rude or strange words around spike okay
amy: it's great that your so motivated to help us tails thank you
sonic: it's just words i'm sure we can handle it. you don't need to do all this
tails: of course it's necessary
sonic b: bit obsessed there tails huh
tails b: i don't know what you mean
knuckles b: i don't know what anythingy means
everyone: . . .
knuckles: is he really that stupid-
boom crew - knuckles: yes
tails: i have worked on this study plan for months, in a short time the first words of spike will be incredible
vector: HAHAHAHA what the fuck. you guys need to see this shit
sonic b: what the hell man
shadow: HAHAHAHAHAHA
shadow b snickered
silver put his hands over his mouth whereas sonic put his over cream's ears
vanilla: thank you sonic
sonic: no problem
me: maybe cream should go to the kid room for a while...
tails: SHHH vector
spike: . . . (IDEA) FUCK!
amy b: OH NO
sonic b: PFFFT
eggman b: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
. . .
sonic b: did you really have-
eggman b: yes
tails o-okay we can still solve it just don't say anything else
vector: ehhh sorry
amy looked worried while sonic was laughing his ass off
amy: THANKS VECTOR YOU RUINED MY SONS FIRST WORDS FUCK
everyone started laughing
sonic: wait hahahahahaha don't say that
spike: fuck fuck
everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
amy: oh god i'm a terrible mother. i'm so sorry tails. tails?
sonic: hahahaha this is hilarious. you said your first word congratulations starboy
tails: i cannot believe this *sigh*
me: welp time to go home
i snap my fingers and everyone disappears
me: so any more requests?
