I snap my fingers as the modern, boom, and underground crews appear along with surge, kit, sally, and fiona
sonic b: ... hello past me
sonic u: whoa your me from the future
sonic b: yes
me: REACT PLEASE
i cannot narrate them hitting each other like a million times
sonic: looks like another failed robot or something
eggman: well i didn't make it
me: correct it was eggman nega
blaze flinched at this to which sonic patted her on the back
silver: who?
tails: he's blaze's universes eggman
knuckles: hmm
sonic b: wait you guys have multiple Eggman?
sonic: yep
sonia: that must suck cutie
manic: i still think that's weird
sonia: but he's not our brother in that universe
tails b: that's uh just
amy b: love is love
me: next
1:17 - end
fiona: y-you bastard y-you killed us
everyone: deserved
fiona: i-I'LL KILL YOU-
i give sonic tape and he nods
5 seconds later and the bitch is wrapped like a Christmas present
me: heheheh imagine being mummified
amy: so whatchya think?
amy: wait it isn't that time is it
sonic: oh hell yeah
everyone looked confused
sonic: eh
amy: what do you mean eh!
sonic: it's a nice dress but it clashes to much it just doesn't work
vanilla: maybe i should get sonic to help me out on decided clothes
girls - fiona, surge: agreed
amy: grrrr, FIne maybe it'll look better on you, I'm gonna go change into my suit instead
the camera changes showing sonic looking like a woman
sonic: ready
eggman: WHAT THE HELL
shadow: OH NO HE'S HOTTTTTTT
silver: is that really sonic
girls: HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN
rest of the guys: WHY IS HE HOT
amy: wow it does look better on you
sonic: heheh thanks shall we go
surge: what the fuck
kit: how just how
sally: sonic please never do that again
sonic: eh sure dresses arent my thing anyway
vanilla: i'd like to see you in my dress
sonic: hehehe-
vanilla: with me in it
sonic went red
sonic: i don't remember saying that
me: it's meme time
silver: oh god
rouge: oh those porn accounts-
eggman: SHUT UP
everyone snickered
sonic: you have a wife?
eggman: no?!
sticks: how can he get a wife but I'm still looking for a boyfriend
she looked at modern sonic
sticks: YOU BLUE BOY GET OVA HERE AND GIVE ME SOME SMOOCHES (ha ha see what i did there OVA)
sonic: u-uh
sonic b: don't mind her she's crazy
everyone was speechless until eggman started to cackle
eggman: BAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT
eggman b: wha-
eggman: SHUT UP
shadow: uh erm tf
rouge: i almost feel bad for him
eggman: shudap
knuckles b: hey wheres my sandwich
me: we've been here this whole time and you only now notice it's gone?
sonic: he is a moron
me: just- tsk everyone go home
i send them all home
me: i think my brain is gonna combust
me: so reader any other things to react to?
