me: so uh sonic shahra
sonic: yo whats up
shahra: did you need something?
me: i was wondering shahra you put a ring on sonics finger right
shahra: yes i did-
me: isn't that basically the same as asking for his hand in marriage
they both blushed
me: so you're married now riiiiight heheheh
shahra: i-it's not like that, not that I wouldn't mind marrying him b-but
me: heheheh have fun married couple
other girls: HEY NO FAIR
knuckles: sonic is the harem king himself
shadow: you can say that again
