i snap my fingers and the modern, black knight, and secret rings, crew as well as surge and tikal appear and our special guest
. . .
LUIGI
Luigi: uh hello everybody
sonic: yo Luigi how are you doing?
luigi: um pretty goo but Mario has been pretty bad lately
sonic: yeah he was always an ass
me: anyway lets do this
pretend it's sonic and all the women in the room - cream, and amy
the girls all blushed - cream and amy
luigi: ho ho a ladies man eh?
he lightly nudged his arm
sonic: e-ehehe
vanilla: oh sonic dear do come visit later cream won't be home~
knuckles: damn he getting it
the other girls - cream and amy: count us in~
surge: i call his virginity!
me: ayo nice now for the next thing
sonic: whoa so a new adventure I'm excited
eggman: HOLY CRAP HE HIT PUBERTY
knuckles: his voice is deep
sonic: heheheh
tikal: oh my
surge: that's pretty hot
shadow: *sniff* I'm proud
me: heheheh
i snap my fingers and they go home
me: well readers it's been a long and fun ride but all rides have to end at some point...
but don't worry as I will be doing a series next about smash bros reacting to sonic (i don't think they give him enough respect in it)
me: and for now...
me: screen out