6-Ursus and the ass hat

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"Ah! You must be the doctor." Says a voice legit one inch before I get to my door. Being the schepit arse imbecile I am, and not giving a fuck about what my sleep paralysis demon needs, I respond like I'm okay. "Hello...Ehehe... yeah... what are all of your names?" I say trying my best to not try drinking a gallon of gasoline. "We are the Ursus student self governing group. My name is Natalya Adreyevna Rostova or Rosa. Pleasure." Says a pretty girl with a... IS THAT A BAZOOKA HARPOON GUN!? "Sonya. Code name Zima. Im the leader of the independent Ursus student union..." says a girl with an intimidating and has pink and brown hair. "I'm Anna Morozova or Istina..." says (the cutest supporter hands down) a petite girl with icy blue hair. "I'm gummy! But you can call me Lada!" Says a REALLY REALLY cute looking girl with blonde hair. "A-"

After the cute overload from Lada and Anna I asked what were they here for

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After the cute overload from Lada and Anna I asked what were they here for. "So what brings you here?" I ask with a smile. "Tch. Just give us a job and-" Sonya said but getting cut off by Natalya. " We wanted to go shopping with you!" She said with a wide grin. Sonya deadpanned. "What?" She said in a confused tone. "Me and the others wanted to go shopping and if you would have listened then you would have had a say in this. AFTER that we can get a job to do:" She said with a closed eye smile.

We went to this big ass mall with my big ass hearse (YES YOU DRIVE A HERSE AND IT SAYS 'The Twat Mobile' ON IT)

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We went to this big ass mall with my big ass hearse (YES YOU DRIVE A HERSE AND IT SAYS 'The Twat Mobile' ON IT) . The girls got out from the back and we went in. "I will pay for everything you guys want okay? Just don't go overboard." I insisted. "Okay..." Sonya said with a smirk while they were walking to a...shit. They went inside a jewelry store... "Oooo these are so pretty!" Said Natalya looking at all the beads and jewels placed on miniature chains. "Uwaaa! Doctor, doctor! Can you get me this?" She said pointing at a necklace with chocolate diamonds on it.

 "Uwaaa! Doctor, doctor! Can you get me this?" She said pointing at a necklace with chocolate diamonds on it

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