Wow.
I can't believe you're actually asking for my help. I had to do a double take when I saw that message. You? You of all people reached out to me? I'm shocked. I'm honoured.
Why though? Did you lose control of your hunting dog? I always told you, if your dog tries to bite, keep that collar tight. I'm not sure if I need to point this out, but I didn't mean that (entirely) literally. You've always been too nice to your dog. What did you call it again? Samuel? Sebastian? Samson? They're not people. Don't let their little human skin suits they put on effect your perception of them. Man's best friend, my ass. Friend suggests equal, but we're better.
I remember how excited you were before you were given this job. Poor brother. It's a shame that it turns out that you were inadequate for this job, but, well, what did you expect?
Don't worry. Nobody is surprised.
I'll be there soon enough.
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Worse Than His Bite
RomancePhineas took the job as an attempt to restart his life after tragedy. Trapped on an island with only two strange men for company and a village of local people who might want him dead, Phineas needed a protector now more than ever. If only it wasn't...
