byler chatfic + Platonic Byclair And Elmax <3

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vvillbyers: lucas where are u?

unknown: wrong number.

vvillbyers: The last time you said that I ended up burning my tea, pleasee just tell me where you areee

unknown: wait how do you burn tea
but I swear I'm not Lucas

vvillbyers: Oh- OH I'M SORRY-

unknown: no it's alright since I'm bored and I need to talk to someone

vvillbyers: lmao okay
Brb

unknown: okay. I'm Mike btw. I'm 15 wbu?
sent at 5:45 PM.

vvillbyers: back, and also I'm eill. I'm 15 too lol

MIKE: Oh cool ik someone else named Will
But that's duck a cool name
SUCH**

vvillbyers: quack waicka
Quack

MIKE: SUCH. I MEANT SUCH.

vvillbyers: whatever keeps your pillow fluffy

MIKE: ur weird

vvillbyers: you obviously haven't met lucas lol

MIKE: wait Lucas Sinclair??

vvillbyers: what. How do you know Lucas? 😳😳😳😳😳😳

MIKE: I'M MIKE WHEELER
his best friend
Who are you

vvillbyers: WAIT MIKE?? IT'S ME WILL
and I'M his best friend idiot

MIKE: No I am.

vvillbyers: whatever helps you to sleep at night. Gn mikey mouse

MIKE: shut up
Kys

vvillbyers: no make me

MIKE: :(((((

vvillbyers: bro the brackets look like fish ribs if you look close enough

MIKE: you're a whole mood tbh

vvillbyers: best mood to ever exist 🐻‍❄️

MIKE: why the polar bear?

vvillbyers: because it's my long lost husband 😱😱😱😱

MIKE: wait fr???

vvillbyers: you're slower than my dad omg

MIKE: what dad

vvillbyers: the dead one

MIKE: who

vvillbyers: bro
Bob

MIKE: DUDE.
Anyway I'm sorry for your loss
Bob was a sweet guy

vvillbyers: which loss

MIKE: bro

vvillbyers: gtg, bye mikey mouse <3

MIKE: okay ly willy wonka

vvillbyers: burn

MIKE: 🥰🥰

vvillbyers: that's kinda gay Mike 😱😱

MIKE: I'm not gay

vvillbyers: I am <3 bye Mikey mouse.

MIKE: oh okay bye