byler chatfic + Platonic Byclair And Elmax <3

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Steve: ??? what??

Wsinclair: oh no ur going to jail
Anyways who's calling 911

Killbyers: shut up
How did you kill him??
Where
When

Maximum: I pushed him off of the cliff
The quarry where you 'died'
17 mins ago

Mike: WAIT YOU DIED??

Killbyers: no, silly that was just what they thought

Mike: oh ok
Wait who died

Maximum: Billy

Dustyshelf: FIRST THE QUEEN AND NOW BILLY?? IS THAT A COINCIDENCE 😧

Maximum: ... No

Dustyshelf: IT WAS INTENTIONAL??

Maximum: did you not read the part where I pushed him off of the cliff

Dustyshelf: no
Oh
Ok

AmERICA: my prayers have been answered

Wsinclair: what prayers

AmERICA: wouldn't you like to know

Wsinclair: I would. If it involves me and death I don't want any part in it

AmERICA: geez alright then

Wsinclair: ?

AmERICA: I thought you didn't want any part in it

Wsinclair: ERICA

Mike: ARE WE SKIPPING THE PART WHERE BILL DIED??
Billy*

Wsinclair: deserved tbh

Killbyers: it's lunch time
I'm eating fucking pancakes
For lunch

Maximum: I feel like you're having a mental breakdown rn

Killbyers: you know me so well

Maximum: ikr

Mike: DEAD BILLY WDYM HE DESERVED IT??

Wsinclair: Chill boy
He deserved it dw
Anywaysss
Mike
Where do you live

Mike: I'm not telling you that 🤨

Wsinclair: Omg
Will
He's so racist 🥺

Killbyers: I ate pancakes for lunch
Your problems are puny to me.

Wsinclair: understandable
Dustin

Dustyshelf: no

Wsinclair: but

Dustyshelf: no

Wsinclair: ok
Max
🥺🥺🥺

Maximum: yea
Mike
That's so racist

Mike: ?? WHAT
I'm not I promise

Maximum: that's what they all say then they mysteriously fall off a cliff

Mike: OHHH SO HE WAS RACIST GOT IT

Maximum: yes you dumb fuck

Mike: ouch

Maximum: okay sorry 😓

Mike: forgive you

Maximum: chicken shit

Mike: ??

Maximum: nothing sorry

Killbyers: they werent even chocolate pancakes

Maximum: so you cheated

Killbyers: what

Imhighrn: eat the fucking pancakes

Ellos: I want eggos

Imhighrn: no

Ellos: bruh

Killbyers: they're burnt

Wsinclair: there y'all go being racist again 🙄

Maximum: my brain rn:

Killbyers: your search history rn: cute brown loading screen aesthetic

Mike: PLEASE 😭