byler chatfic + Platonic Byclair And Elmax <3

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Killbyers: imagine forgetting how to breathe and then trying to breathe from your asshole

Imhighrn: I WAS CONFUSED OKAY?? LIKE THE HUMAN BODY HAS A LOT OF HOLES AND I WAS HIGH ON WEED😭

Mike: YOU FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE??

Immigrants: THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE BUT BREATHING WITH YOUR ASSHOLE?? GENIUS.

Steve: I lost to a guy who tried breathing using his asshole... Wow..

Immigrants: you're super dumb and weak so I wouldn't question it.

Joyce: What do you mean "high" And "weed"? You're not doing drugs, right?

Imhighrn: im 21 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Joyce: is that an excuse?

Imhighrn: no, sorry. I'm very sorry.

Joyce: it's okay. Just don't do them again.

Imhighrn: Do who?

Whatisthis: Joe

Imhighrn: Joe who??

Whatisthis: JOE MAMA HAH

Imhighrn: bruh that's such an old meme 😟

Whatisthis: you're just uncultured.

Imhighrn: No, I'm not 😅

Steve: just shut up everyone 🤬🤬🤬

Maximum: NO YOU 🤬🤬🤬

Steve: understandable

Dustyshelf: Killbyers come online

Killbyers: no go away

Dustyshelf: WHY

Killbyers: BECAUSE I SAID SO

Maximum: purr king

Killbyers: Thanks daddy

Maximum: I hate you

Killbyers: do I look igaf
Because I do.

Maximum: :(

Killbyers: I'll call you daddy until the day you die

Maximum: 😡

Killbyers: 😊🧡

Mike: hi

Killbyers: Hello

Mike: hi

Killbyers: sorry could you repeat that?

Mike: I said "hi"??

Killbyers: someone teach him sarcasm

Steve: I'm not. I'm done being a babysitter

Killbyers: have you ever thought of working as an actual babysitter?

Steve: yea, and who would pick me?

Imerica: Me, dustin, uhhh Robin, Tina

Steve: who's tina

Imerica: my friend, I told her abt u

Steve: identity fraud

Imerica: no

Steve: anyway why would your parents even pick me?