Mike: gm guys. How's your day going?
Killbyers: I wish I never woke up. You?
Mike: I hate siblings
Killbyers: oh. Well at least i don't have that problem.
Imhighrn: why are you on your phone? You're in school.
Killbyers: sorry
Imhighrn: it's okay have a good day at school i love you
Killbyers: you're so high rn 💀
Imhighrn: facts
Ellos: I saw a small stick in his room.
Killbyers: small? That's probably his dick.
Ellos: what's a dick?
Killbyers: ... Ask your father.
Ellos: He's your stepfather??
Killbyers: no?? Mom and him are just dating 👺
Imhighrn: how many guys wanna marry my mom ☹️
Killbyers: idk tbh..
Imhighrn: oh.
guns>>: Hello
Imhighrn: h-h-hi nancy😳😳😳
Immigrants: 🍿🍿🍿
Steve: wow.
Immigrants: yea. Btw who wants to go on a double date.
Steve: you have a lover??
Immigrants: vickie asked me out.
Steve: hold your horses
Mike: that's what my dad said before he went back to sleep
Killbyers: nobody asked
Mike: fuck you.
Killbyers: a-ayo??? That's kinda gay mikey mouse😦😦😦
Mike: idc
Killbyers: ok
Ellos: what's fuck?
Maximum: I'll tell you in dms..
Ellos: okay!! Thank you max 🥰
Maximum: ofc bbg<333
Killbyers: "girls can be lesbian"
Wsinclair: throwback to the time Max touched els hand OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Killbyers: when did that happen
Wsinclair: nvm it was another redhead and a blonde
Immigrants: ...
Steve: I see how it is..
Wsinclair: anyways
Dustyshelf: I lost my cat again
Wsinclair: Who
Dustyshelf: the brown cat
Wsinclair: ASKED???
Dustyshelf: please for the good of this world kys
Steve: dustin.
Dustyshelf: omg okay sorry dad.
Steve: OLDER BROTHER.
Killbyers: what's
Wsinclair: ???
What's what
Killbyers: you should know the meaning by now, damn.
Wsinclair: I hate you
Killbyers: who has the divorce papers?
Wsinclair: WAIT NO
Killbyers: ...
You've already wronged me twice by now, Lukey...
Wsinclair: I know... I-Im sorry...
Maximum: I used to make my barbies kiss
Wsinclair: that was so random but okay
Killbyers: I used to make my baseballs kiss
Maximum: why
Killbyers: I didn't have ken dolls
Maximum: oh.
Imhighrn: ok. So anyone wanna play t Or d?
Killbyers: d.
Imhighrn: but I didnt—
Killbyers: BRUH GIVE ME A D
Wsinclair: -ick
Killbyers: that too but yea
Wsinclair: 💀💀💀💀
------this is signalling the end------
A/N: IK IT'S SHORT. I'M SORRY. but the bbg references are of me and Mxnwrites 💀💀💀
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