Joyce: Will, El, have done your laundry?
Killbyers: No but I did your da-
Maximum: 😦
Kanye_East: slay soul sister
Killbyers: omg... D-di-did you just misgender m-me?...
Kanye_East: 😟
Maximum: 😭
Imerica: what is this
Kanye_East: a rat cage. That's why ur in it 💅
Killbyers: you're in it too dumbass
Kanye_East: No no. I'm a mouse that the rat handlers confused as a rat
Killbyers: what
Kanye_East: nothing
Imerica: 👁👄👁
Killbyers: ok
Maximum: .. APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 🤩
Mike: BOOTS WITH THE FURR
Killbyers: (With the fur!)
Dustyshelf: RHE WHOLE CLUB LOOKING AT HER
Immigrants: SHE HIT THE FLOOR
Dustyshelf: (hit the floor)
Mike: SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW (idk how many lows are there)
Killbyers: (I didn't ask 💅)
Mike: (kys)
Killbyers: (no 🤥)
Kanye_East: should I change my name
Dustyshelf: wait... Maximum is Bill your brother??
Maximum: yes why
Dustyshelf: I thought your brother was dead 😟
Maximum: ...
Dustyshelf: what? How's he alive?
Maximum: It's his ghost 😅
Dustyshelf: MAXINE.
Maximum: ALRIGHT FINE ITS S2 BILLY
Dustyshelf: what? You're talking as if we're in a show or smth
Maximum: *winks at the camera*
Dustyshelf: what
Maximum: I didn't say nun
Dustyshelf: k
Maximum: future you
Fuck*
OMFGKillbyers: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Wsinclair: guys do you like my username
Killbyers: Wsinclair? 💀💀💀
Wsinclair: I didn't want to be L sinclair :((
Imerica: u already are
Wsinclair: LET ME DENY IT LONGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Killbyers: daddy chill 😧
Wsinclair: DON'T SAY THAT 😭😭
Dustyshelf: emo 😧😧😧
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byler chatfic + Platonic Byclair And Elmax <3
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