byler chatfic + Platonic Byclair And Elmax <3

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Killbyers: I cannot rn

Maximum: what

Killbyers: I accidentally smoked Jonathans colored hand tree weed😢

Maximum: WHAT

Imhighrn: PURPLE PALM TREE DELIGHT. DELETE THAT BEFORE MOM SEES IT.
I BEG YOU
I'M ON MY KNEES

Dustyshelf: and I'm begging

Wsinclair: CAUSE I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUUU

Mike: HEYYYA

Maximum: ratatata

Killbyers: Jonathan who's ur weed supplier
I need some more

Imhighrn: NO WAY. WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM.

Killbyers: sto screamkng
thls is heavem

Maximum: God made a mistake, go to hell hoe 😭😭

Killbyers: god made my dad he's made alot of mistakes like who doesn't

Mike: why is holly talking in Japanese
Omaya wa uushinde Or smth

Maximum: "Omaya wa uushinde" HELP

guns>>: GOODBYE 😭

amERICA: HOE DO YOU MEAN "Omae wa mou shinderu" 😭😭😭

Mike: YEA THAT IT COMES BEFORE THOSE PHONK AUDIO THINGS I THINK
Guys
She's watching emo gacha rn
I cannot anymore

Killbyers: I need a bad boy alpha rn 😢

Mike: 🧍

Killbyers: the only thing you are is bad boy and by bad boy I mean someone who needs tutorials to open a door

Mike: listen our doorknob is very complicated

guns>>: EVEN HOLLY CAN OPEN IT.

Mike: I'M SORRY I'M NOT HOLLY THE FAVORITISM IS REAL.

guns>>: I would favorite dad instead of you

Mike: :(

Killbyers: dw I would favorite you over anyone except finn wolfhard ❤

Mike: THANK YOU 🫂🫂

Killbyers: yw just be glad you're on my list at all

Wsinclair: he moved on so fast ...

Killbyers: what

Wsinclair: guys should I text a kindergarter take me back message
Kindergartenr for the dramatic effect

Maximum: I will literally pay you.

Wsinclair: bet
Dear wollism,

I'm sorry fir stoleng ur crayola. I was selfisg and I'm sorry. I just like your crayloa. My momy already shout at me, so I get carma. I still want to play fairy with you, but I want to be blue failu now. I will give you carla back at schol

Killbyers: WOLLISM

Maximum: WHY DID I THINK OF WALL-E

Dustyshelf: CARLA?? 🤨

Wsinclair: HELP

Killbyers: WHY IS THERE A RED HEART NEXT TO HER NAME ??🤨🤨🤨
WHO TF IS CARLA
IS SHE THE OTHER GIRL..

Wsinclair: babe I- (gets cut off)

Killbyers: I BET SHE'S DYIN TO DATE YA😭

Maximum: AND BE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD

Killbyers: I'm sick and tired of faking
Like I don't see your phone...

Wsinclair: Walle, I...

Killbyers: WHEN I SEE HER NAME ANS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN???

Maximum: WHO THE FUCK IS CARLA

Killbyers: AHHHH
Sobbing rn
Help
We should have a musical
The weeds starting to wear off😢

Wsinclair: mood

Mike: the urge to change my username to 'justdoit'

Wsinclair: ?

Mike: dumbass
Nike

Wsinclair: ???

Mike: MIKE AND NIKE

Wsinclair: OHHHHHHHHHH.
do it
No balls

Mike: okay bed
Bet

Wsinclair: what

Mike: BET**

Dustyshelf: 😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦