stfu | a haikyuu chatfic

oikawa tooru is a bitch

y/nfurry
have yall seen a man so gay
it makes you gag how gay he is

kodzuken
wtf 
that's homophobic...

sunarin
who are we talking about?

y/nfurry
oikawa tooru
he's in a sports magazine 
and he's a third year 😒
not even a pro player yet

sunarin
lol
whose ass did he lick

y/nfurry
ikr 
coke ass whore
he def sucks dick
looks like the kind of guy who's in love with his bsf
no offence suna :)

sunarin
idk if you're attacking me for you 
or for osamu
but 
none taken.

kodzuken
lol
cheating ass gay

sunarin
says the gay
who is literally twinning with oikawa tooru
being in love with his bsf and all

y/nfurry
WHAT
KUROO?!!?!
AM I MISSING A PIECE HERE
DID YOU GUYS ALSO TALK ABOUT THAT IN PRIVATE
YKYK IN DMS
KENMA PLS
ARE YOU
/SRS IN LOVE WITH KUROOCAT

kodzuken
that is NOT true
suna is just trying to be messy ffs

sunarin
we needed the drama bffr

kodzuken
stfu

y/nfurry
lowkey real

kodzuken
why are you guys even texting
if you're together irl
rn

y/nfurry
we don't want to make you feel excluded
like how you and suna excluded me 😒
whores
anyways-

sunarin
you're still bitter about that?

y/nfurry
obviously
forgive but never forget duuh

sunarin
I don't think we would've gotten together if that hadn't happened

kodzuken
yeah cuz you're a pussy

sunarin 
we did NOT need that statement rn pookie 😃

y/nfurry
see 
you guys even have nicknames 
atp I'm gonna exclude the both of you bruh

kodzuken
watch me care
...
I DON'T 
🤣🤣🤣

sunarin
do not rn kodzuken
you're not the one who resides in the same place as her rn

kodzuken
looool
what's it like in the zoo mf
stink like poo I bet

sunarin
smells of victoria secret actually

kodzuken
that's gay ash

y/nfurry
like oikawa tooru

kodzuken 
you need to stop dragging the poor guy as if we're any better than him

sunarin 
we are tho

kodzuken 
you're not on the cover of a sports magazine tho are you? 

y/nfurry
not kenma defending his gay allies 
slay gaytopia

sunarin
twink behaviour 

kodzuken
at least I don't have a cockroach up my calvin kleins 24/7 

sunarin
that's mean
y/n is not a cockroach

y/nfurry
if oikawa tooru has 100 haters, I am one of them
if oikawa tooru has 10 haters, I am one of them
if oikawa tooru has 0 haters, I am dead

sunarin
she's completely out of it

kodzuken
she even ignored the fact I called her a cockroach

sunarin
more like she didn't even acknowledge it tbh
she's in the bathroom
I can just imagine her sitting on the toilet bowl shitting
and she's making an anti-oikawa tooru mantra at the same time

kodzuken
she should really make a hate page about the guy
lower his gay ego a little bit

sunarin
yeaaah
he needs to be grounded a lil

kodzuken
preach

y/nfurry
HELL YEAH 
NOW WE'RE SPEAKING
ANTI–OIKAWA NATION ARISE

kodzuken
🤦‍♂️

sunarin
🤷‍♂️