We're still in the canteen, I'm watching tiktok on my cellphone.
I saw a video of Miss Irene
"Hala di ba si Miss Ir—" Patricia said at nilagyan ko nalang ng pagkain yung bunganga niya
"Ang ingay mo!" I said irritatedly
"Sorry" Sabi niya habang may pagkain sa bunganga niya.
Patay gutom
"Gusto mo si Miss Irene 'no?" She asked
"H-huh? h-hindi 'no" I denied
"Eh bakit ka bad mood? bakit ka sumimangot nung nakita mong nginitian ni Miss Irene si Samira? Bakit tinitignan mo videos ni Miss Irene? Bakit fina-follow mo lahat ng editor ni Miss Irene sa tiktok?" She asked
"Ba't ba andami mong tano- teka! bakit mo alam na fina-follow ko yung mga editor niya?!" I shouted a little bit
"Hehe.. tinitignan ko followings mo sa tiktok.." She said
"Gusto mo siguro siya 'no" She teased me
"Oo na kaya tumahimik ka" I said
"Kawawa ka naman, hindi ka gusto ni Miss Irene" she teased me and laughed
"Kawawa ka din, mukhang hindi kana bibigyan ni Lord ng isang ngipin" I teased back
"Luh bhie! huwag naman" She said and I laughed so hard
"Sige, bibigyan ka daw ni Lord ng isang ngipin" I said
"Pero tatanggalin yung iba, isa nalang daw matitira" I added
"Ansama mo" Patricia
"Tatanda ka daw na bungi" I teased her more and more
"Tama na bhie" Sabi niya at natawa naman ako sa ekspresiyon ng mukha niya
"Tapos ano daw, papalitan daw pangalan mo" I said while laughing
"Ano naman magiging pangalan ko?" She asked
"Patricia Bungi daw WAHAHAHAHA" I answered and laughed hardly
"G*go tama na" She said
"Pikon WAHAHAH" I laughed
"Patricia Bungi"
"Patricia Bungi"
"Patricia Bungi"
"Patricia Bungi"
Paulit-ulit ko'ng banggit
"Hindi kita bati, hmp!" Patricia
"G*go pikon WAHAHAHHA" I laughed again and again
"Susumbong kita kay taytay" She said using her baby voice
"P*tang*namo" I cursed
"Che!" She said while raising her eyebrow
"Anong oras na pala?" I asked
"Oras na para magmove on ka kay Miss Irene beh" She answered
Talaga ba sharmaine? P*kyu
"Yung Seryoso!" I said
"Oras na para pumunta sa next subject" She answered
"Sige, tayo na't pumunta sa room ni Miss Amelia" I said
"Pumunta lang sa room, walang tayo" Patricia
"Ampake ko! Tigil tigilan mo nga ako Patricia Adams Bungi" I said irritatedly
"Stop calling me bungi nga!" She said
"Sige....bungi bungi bungi bungi bungi bungi bungi" I teased her
"Tara na nga lang!! Kainis ka naman eh" Patricia
I apologize for the incorrect grammar and typos. I hope you liked it!
Almira and Pat's bardagulan chapter
-To be continued