PartyHost: Alright, partygoers, were running out of supplies for our normal cake production and weve lost plenty of customers and also workers for this company when they went pit to look for the necessary ingredients for a normal cake, what do we do?
Partygoer 1: I suggest we should just infect other wanderers to make more workers! And we wont have any problem with workers goimg loose! =)
Partyhost: Wanderers are customers.
PartyGoer 1: Oh- =)
PartyGoer 4: But wont wanderers get lost to levels that are dangerous and get obliterated eventually? =)
PartyHost: Thats actually a smart one, partygoer 4, your getting a raise and less work hours!
Partypooper: I dont think "less work hours" is needed- =(
PartyHost: MEN, TAKE HIM OUT
Partygoers: Yes, boss! =)
PartyHost: Alright, anyways, were allowed now to infect wanderers!
PartyGoers: Alright! =)
PartyHost: But what about the cake problem?
PartyGoer 2: Well, well have no problem having our workers scavenge for ingredients!
PartyGoer 3: But if wanderers=more workers then.. Wait! Not much wanderers enter level fun because sometimes they dont leap so high they reach the roof! =)
PartyHost: No worries!
PartyGoer 3: Wait, what button did you press? =)
PartyHost: Oh I pressed the "Make the roof a bit lower button" button.
PartyGoer 3: Cool! =)
PartyHost: Oh and if they cant jump a bit high either, they can go to level 188 or level 521 and go through the window with confetti.
PartyGoer 1: Well, if theres no supplies then, I dont know with you guys but I think the best way is to resort to wanderers as batter. =)
PartyHost: But theyre our customers! Wanderers = customers-!
PartyGoer 4: No, no, hes got a point. Maybe, if its the wanderers birthday, we can spare them and maybe give them discounts for our normal cake! And fof the ones that its not their birthday, theyll be turned into meat cake. =)
PartyHost: Oh okay, approved!
*and thats how they resorted to meat cakes*
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